[abclily]

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.

3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

[Maurice Tift]

  How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

  We know that Obama thinks he can control the sea levels. We need some ego control in both the legislative and executive branches of government.

[samtheman]

Fred Thompson tried to make that point back in 2008.

[Slambat]

“Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?”

Baaaaaant. Wrong question. It should be
“How do less-than-specks of dirt in congress plan to get the
majority of the people to believe a bald face lie”