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Florida man demands right to wed computer
telegraph.co.uk ^
| 5/7/14
| David Millward
Posted on 05/07/2014 9:59:00 AM PDT by Kartographer
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To: meatloaf
Check out this EPA dude - now THAT’S computer marriage... and he’s servicing his ‘wife’ at work - ON OUR DIME. Guy needs to get a room...
Extreme Pornography Agency:EPA official Caught With 7,000+ Porn Files on Govt Computer
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3153248/posts
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posted on
05/07/2014 2:26:25 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
( Are we finally going to get a smidgen of truth? - - Freeper Veto!)
To: Kartographer
the solution is to form a corporation and declare the computer to be corporate property. That is, the computer becomes his sex slave. He can have the corporation deduct all manner of expenses related to her being
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posted on
05/07/2014 2:31:24 PM PDT
by
bert
((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... History is a process, not an event)
To: Jeff Chandler; Kartographer; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; ...
Re:
“Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women,” he told a court in Florida. Gadzooks! I've been... 
with a computer--
And I even had a love child... 
with a soda machine--
But I tell ya-- Gals... 
are better.
Much... 
better!
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posted on
05/07/2014 3:33:35 PM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
Here comes the "bride" Oculus!
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posted on
05/07/2014 3:46:57 PM PDT
by
rollo tomasi
(Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
To: Kartographer
Many couples have compatibility issues.
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posted on
05/07/2014 7:22:09 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: rollo tomasi
What in the Sam Scratch is that?
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posted on
05/07/2014 7:47:21 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/07/2014 7:52:47 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Army Air Corps; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
He's just making sure that it can't be forced to testify against him.
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posted on
05/07/2014 8:11:18 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Richard Warman censors free speech.)
To: Slings and Arrows
:-D )))
It’s all fun and games until the trolls move in.
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posted on
05/07/2014 11:01:43 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
("Sweet romance is not for me, I need...electricity..."--The Polecats)
To: Kartographer
Careful, dude - computers age even faster than white girls. ~ducking~ :)
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posted on
05/07/2014 11:16:46 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
([CTRL-GALT-DELETE])
To: Army Air Corps
A virtual reality headset hooked up to a computer displaying a virtual female with a vibrating pulsating device connected that slides on the pe....
Zuckerberg of Facebook fame recently bought out the creators of Oculus Rift (Virtual reality kit)
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posted on
05/07/2014 11:28:47 PM PDT
by
rollo tomasi
(Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
To: Kartographer
For years I have been saying that if you point to any item in the Sears catalog that somewhere in the world there is some one that wants to either have sex with it or worship it as a god. This is not the slippery slope, this is the logical extension of the legalization of “Gay Marriage.” Next up will be John Deere tractors and German Shepherd dogs.
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posted on
05/08/2014 2:37:49 AM PDT
by
verga
(When protestants post scripture I am reminded that even the devil can quote scripture.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; GeronL
Would he still be able to get upgrades?
Could he have TWO computers?
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posted on
05/08/2014 9:46:06 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
05/08/2014 10:16:03 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
05/08/2014 10:52:45 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Richard Warman censors free speech.)
To: Slings and Arrows
My computer is very jealous....always the bridesmaid....
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posted on
05/08/2014 6:58:02 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(I stand with the Bundy Family!)
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