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Brazilian Soccer Players Are Banned From Having ‘Acrobatic’ Sex During The World Cup
Elite Daily ^
| 4/9/14
Posted on 04/10/2014 7:06:07 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
...We know Brazil's [teams wives and girlfriends] will be there, the country’s hosting of the tournament ensures that, and head coach Luiz Felipe Scolari accepts it. He just forbids his players from doing one thing.
“The players can have normal sex during the World Cup,” Scolari said in Lisbon on Monday. “Usually normal sex is done in balanced way, but there are certain forms, certain ways and others who do acrobatics. And that, no.”
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chat; sports
How DARE he try to define "normal". Must be a hater.
To: SoFloFreeper
Trapeze and parallel bar retailers are sad.
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posted on
04/10/2014 7:07:37 AM PDT
by
MrEdd
(vHeck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: SoFloFreeper
That is how boring soccer is.
Even the sex has to be jazzed up somehow.
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posted on
04/10/2014 7:09:32 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: SoFloFreeper
I have a family member who used to review claims for a medical insurance company. According to him, sex is just about the most dangerous thing a person can do.
To: SoFloFreeper
and these activities will be monitored by.......whom?
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posted on
04/10/2014 7:10:15 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Buckeye McFrog
Million to one shot, doc!
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posted on
04/10/2014 7:12:37 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Vaquero
it had to be corkscrew pasta!
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posted on
04/10/2014 7:13:04 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: SoFloFreeper
Right, got it, no sex on aeroplanes.
Those Brazilians sure are weird...
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posted on
04/10/2014 7:16:08 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: BenLurkin
That is how boring soccer is. Even the sex has to be jazzed up somehow.
Soccer sex: Run around for an hour and a half and nobody scores.
To: SoFloFreeper
My guess is, standing up in a canoe and swinging from a chandelier are out. lol
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posted on
04/10/2014 7:18:57 AM PDT
by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: SoFloFreeper
I guess Laz will refuse to be a soccer player.
To: Tijeras_Slim
Don't forget the occasional flop where you grab your leg and cry from being tapped.
Does it count as a three way if you just have someone to shout "GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!" at the end?
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posted on
04/10/2014 7:51:08 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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