[AppyPappy]

Exactly. I’ll never allow a gun in my house...unless it is carried by a government agent.

[ShadowAce]

???

[Lazamataz]

She followed the gasp with this statement to my wife:

“I’ve met your husband before. I didn’t know he was so violent!”

To which my wife responded incredulously:

“He’s not violent, just prepared.”

The Laz response?

"Damn straight. And he'll rip your still-beating heart right out of your ribcage and eat it, as the light dims from your eyes. So don't screw with him, chick."