She followed the gasp with this statement to my wife:
“I’ve met your husband before. I didn’t know he was so violent!”
To which my wife responded incredulously:
“He’s not violent, just prepared.”
The Laz response?
"Damn straight. And he'll rip your still-beating heart right out of your ribcage and eat it, as the light dims from your eyes. So don't screw with him, chick."
6 posted on 04/08/2014 7:21:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
15 posted on 04/08/2014 8:52:56 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")