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To: cuban leaf

Which planet is it where Dave Barry has observed men in their 50s looking like Sean Connery? It certainly hasn’t been true anywhere in the world that I’ve lived. Entirely too many of them have pudgy breasts and are paunchy in the midsection. Some have large, aggressive bellies that menace anyone walking in the opposite direction. Hair, when they have it, can be frizzy, poorly groomed. There might also be hairy structures emerging from back collars, through the nostrils, out the ears and so on.

Especially about those who seem hell-bent on becoming zaftig women as the testosterone drops, I have to ask, how can these schlubs have, without the tasks of bearing children, developed such guts? A woman with a belly might have borne a few children. What is any man’s excuse?


117 posted on 04/06/2014 8:39:59 PM PDT by definitelynotaliberal (Go, Cruz! Go!)
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To: definitelynotaliberal

It was a joke. Some relate to it and some don’t. ;-)


132 posted on 04/06/2014 9:05:09 PM PDT by cuban leaf
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To: definitelynotaliberal

A woman with a belly might have borne a few children. What is any man’s excuse?


Beer. Ya got a problem wit dat? :-P


134 posted on 04/06/2014 9:06:32 PM PDT by cuban leaf
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To: definitelynotaliberal

What is any man’s excuse?

well maybe women drove them to over drink or over eat..lol...two can play this blame game.


136 posted on 04/06/2014 9:11:22 PM PDT by rolling_stone
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To: definitelynotaliberal

I’m in my 60s, am 6’2” and 165 lbs. I lift weights but am a hard gainer (probably because I don’t eat a lot), but I’m slowly growing muscles and looking trim on the way there.

So it’s possible.


156 posted on 04/06/2014 10:53:23 PM PDT by Age of Reason
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To: definitelynotaliberal

BEER!!!


178 posted on 04/07/2014 2:10:46 AM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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