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Pvt. Manning seeks formal name change to Chelsea
The Dallas Morning News ^ | 3-19-14 | FROM WIRE REPORTS

Posted on 03/19/2014 9:07:57 PM PDT by slumber1

The Army private who was tried and convicted as Bradley Edward Manning for leaking U.S. secrets to WikiLeaks is petitioning a Kansas court for a name change, to Chelsea Elizabeth Manning.

(Excerpt) Read more at dallasnews.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aidandcomfort; bradleymanning; chelseamanning; chelseamorning; courts; dontaskdonttell; espionage; fifthcolumnist; gay; gaymilitary; gaystapotactics; genderiddisorder; hacker; homosexualagenda; lavendermafia; manning; military; nationalsecurity; obamalegacy; securityclearance; traitor; treason; wikileaks

1 posted on 03/19/2014 9:07:57 PM PDT by slumber1
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To: slumber1

How gay is that?


2 posted on 03/19/2014 9:09:36 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: slumber1

She’ll always be “Bradley” to me.


3 posted on 03/19/2014 9:10:47 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: slumber1

Why stop there? If he changes his name to Tinkerbell he’ll be able to fly.


4 posted on 03/19/2014 9:10:53 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (My tagline is in the shop.)
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To: slumber1
Creative name spelling PING!


5 posted on 03/19/2014 9:12:11 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: slumber1

Good example why you don’t let homosexuals in the military.


6 posted on 03/19/2014 9:12:20 PM PDT by icwhatudo (Low taxes and less spending in Sodom and Gomorrah is not my idea of a conservative victory)
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To: slumber1

What’s shim look like.


7 posted on 03/19/2014 9:13:18 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: slumber1

Have at it yuh poosy ....


8 posted on 03/19/2014 9:14:02 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: fatima
What’s shim look like.

Like one of the cast members of Kids In The Hall.


9 posted on 03/19/2014 9:15:34 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: slumber1
Ok,We are considered haters in social media.I say every time they post a gay sign we post news worthy true.
10 posted on 03/19/2014 9:15:42 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: fatima
No. REALLY he does.


11 posted on 03/19/2014 9:16:21 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: slumber1

I thought he deserves to change his name-—to “Womanning”.


12 posted on 03/19/2014 9:17:30 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Revolting cat!

PING to #5


13 posted on 03/19/2014 9:22:46 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: a fool in paradise

OMG I met he she in Bristol Pa,oh wait it was the wig.God I bet he-she shim has heels too.Slap me if I’m wrong.


14 posted on 03/19/2014 9:22:57 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: slumber1

What’s the matter, Benedict to butch for him?


15 posted on 03/19/2014 9:23:55 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: slumber1

No mental illness there. Nope, none at all. No sir. Not even a tiny bit.


16 posted on 03/19/2014 9:23:58 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: a fool in paradise

Really need Honey Badger right now.
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg


17 posted on 03/19/2014 9:26:31 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: a fool in paradise
He came out of the anesthesia after his chopadickoffame singing: ♪ "Woke Up, and I was Chelsea Manning." ♫
18 posted on 03/19/2014 9:36:42 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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To: a fool in paradise

Evidently, it is in tribute to the woman named Chelsea who was jogging in New York near the site of the 9/11 attacks.


19 posted on 03/19/2014 9:39:27 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: slumber1

He can change his name to dickless.


20 posted on 03/19/2014 9:39:47 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (Abortion - legalized murder for convenience)
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To: FredZarguna

Maybe he/she/it will wind up dating Chaz Bono.


21 posted on 03/19/2014 9:40:36 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Darren McCarty
He can change his name to dickless.

Already taken.

22 posted on 03/19/2014 9:41:35 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Revolting cat!

In 2022, he could be Chelsea Clinton’s running mate (after 8 years of Hillary Haggard Clinton). Chelsea-Chelsea 2022...


23 posted on 03/19/2014 9:42:03 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: slumber1
Too bad I don’t have a vote. I’d give Hasan Shoot a life sentence and make him cellies with this headcase. They deserve each other.
24 posted on 03/19/2014 9:43:29 PM PDT by RichInOC ("In the name of Allah, The Inexorable, The Irresistible...")
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To: slumber1

Somebody should busta cap in that sicko’s bottom, but he’d probably like that.


25 posted on 03/19/2014 9:49:25 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing
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To: dfwgator

That quote was running in my head when I read the article.


26 posted on 03/19/2014 9:49:50 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (Abortion - legalized murder for convenience)
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To: dfwgator

Hopefully the third date will not inspire a video, or the Internet is likely to implode.


27 posted on 03/19/2014 9:50:06 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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To: slumber1

“Chelsea Hubbell” is already taken....


28 posted on 03/19/2014 9:58:10 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Don't twerk me, Bro!)
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To: Paladin2

Changing to what..Chelsea N. Mourning? Yeah, that’s discreet and inconspicuous enough.


29 posted on 03/19/2014 10:14:21 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: slumber1

Prissy little traitor.


30 posted on 03/19/2014 10:15:33 PM PDT by Amberdawn
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To: a fool in paradise

Is that one of those ‘Self Made Women’ who demand to use any public bathroom they please?


31 posted on 03/19/2014 10:16:33 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: slumber1

Chelsea Clinton?


32 posted on 03/19/2014 10:19:37 PM PDT by tallyhoe
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To: slumber1

NURSE
Mrs... Garrison?

MRS. GARRISON
Oh, that’s me.

[Planned Parenthood OR.]

MRS. GARRISON
Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion.

DOCTOR
...an abortion?

MRS. GARRISON
Yeah, I’ve got one growing inside me.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains
or just vacuum it out? ...If you want
you can just scramble it and I’ll queef
it out myself.

DOCTOR
Mmister Garrison-

MRS. GARRISON
Mrs. Garrison.

DOCTOR
Mmrs. Garrison, you can’t have an abortion.

MRS. GARRISON
Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t
do with my body! A woman has a right
to choose!

DOCTOR
No, I mean you’re physically unable
to have an abortion, because you can’t
get pergnant.

MRS. GARRISON
But I missed my period.

DOCTOR
You can’t have periods either. You
had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but
you don’t have ovaries or a womb. You
don’t produce eggs.

MRS. GARRISON
You mean, I’ll never know what it feels
like to have a baby growing inside me
and then scramble its brains and vacuum
it out?

DOCTOR
N-that’s right.

MRS. GARRISON
But I paid five thousand dollars to
be a woman. This would mean I I’m not
really a woman. Ih, I’m just a... a
I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis!

DOCTOR
Basically, yes.

MRS. GARRISON
...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.


33 posted on 03/19/2014 10:20:05 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: ElkGroveDan

“If he changes his name to Tinkerbell he’ll be able to fly.”

He has probably been doing that for years.


34 posted on 03/19/2014 10:31:52 PM PDT by haroldeveryman
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To: slumber1; a fool in paradise; exit82; FredZarguna; mikrofon; martin_fierro; PJ-Comix

CHELSEA MANNING
Tune: “Chelsea Morning”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOkxuuQOmRg

Woke up, and I was Chelsea Manning
And the first thing that I said
Was I wanted to be female
And wear wigs upon my head
If you think you’d like to buy me bras
And wrap them up, I take A-cup

Oh, don’t you guess
I’ll put on a dress
And I’ll wear a bunch of make-up

Woke up, and I was Chelsea Manning
And the first thing that I saw
Was a thirty-five-year sentence
And no rainbow on the wall
All those big strong men to welcome me
Criminals can be so hardened

O, won’t you please
I’m on my knees
Give this little girl a pardon

Now the cell door opens on my new friends for the day
And the hall is filled, they form a line
And two’d be fine
But look, there’s nine
Whistles to blow today

Woke up, and I was Chelsea Manning
And the first thing that I know
That I now realize I’m lesbian
I should go where women go
And I don’t like this place that I’m in
So stick me with some hormones

Oh, let me stay
Where I’ll be okay
And we’ll talk in diff’rent pronouns

When the cell door closes
And the rainbows all recede
I will tell you secrets
Hear me speak
The stuff you seek
Is what I’ll leak
The only thing I need
Pretty badly, I’m not
Bradley, now I’m Chelsea Manning


35 posted on 03/19/2014 11:35:31 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: slumber1

And why should we give a rats ass?


36 posted on 03/20/2014 12:10:45 AM PDT by Bibman (Tea Party since 1976. Throw ALL the bums out!)
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To: slumber1

Should be charged again for fraudulent enlistment.


37 posted on 03/20/2014 2:26:39 AM PDT by maddog55 (I'd be Pro-Choice if we could abort liberals.)
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To: slumber1
I hope the guards at the US Army's Disciplinary Barracks at Ft Leavenworth are denying that fruitcake all contact with others,are blocking all sunlight that he might otherwise see,keeping him in his cell 24/7/366 and making sure there's a nice sturdy length of rope (8 feet long should be enough) in his cell at all times.
38 posted on 03/20/2014 3:54:09 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That YouTube link is no longer working.


39 posted on 03/20/2014 5:23:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (ObamaCare unsubsidized PAID Enrollment Prediction: 66,666)
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To: a fool in paradise

First of all, I was really drunk and she was wearing a Halloween costume.

40 posted on 03/20/2014 5:28:06 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: slumber1

Manning you queer, you are what you are. Deal with it!


41 posted on 03/20/2014 7:31:55 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: slumber1

You mean, he hasn’t be released from prison yet on a pardon?


42 posted on 03/20/2014 7:37:22 AM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Revolting cat!

Plucked his eyebrows, then he was a she
Take a walk on the wikileaks site
Say hey sugar, take a walk on the wikileaks site


43 posted on 03/20/2014 7:45:27 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: PJ-Comix
That YouTube link is no longer working.

This one should work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_y7O06z77Q

44 posted on 03/20/2014 8:48:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: PJ-Comix; slumber1; a fool in paradise; exit82; FredZarguna; mikrofon; martin_fierro

CHELSEA MANNING
Tune: “Chelsea Morning”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_y7O06z77Q

Woke up, and I was Chelsea Manning
And the first thing that I said
Was I wanted to be female
And wear wigs upon my head
If you think you’d like to buy me bras
And wrap them up, I take A-cup

Oh, don’t you guess
I’ll put on a dress
And I’ll wear a bunch of make-up

Woke up, and I was Chelsea Manning
And the first thing that I saw
Was a thirty-five-year sentence
And no rainbow on the wall
All those big strong men to welcome me
Criminals can be so hardened

O, won’t you please
I’m on my knees
Give this little girl a pardon

Now the cell door opens on my new friends for the day
And the hall is filled, they form a line
And two’d be fine
But look, there’s nine
Whistles to blow today

Woke up, and I was Chelsea Manning
And the first thing that I know
That I now realize I’m lesbian
I should go where women go
And I don’t like this place that I’m in
So stick me with some hormones

Oh, let me stay
Where I’ll be okay
And we’ll talk in diff’rent pronouns

When the cell door closes
And the rainbows all recede
I will tell you secrets
Hear me speak
The stuff you seek
Is what I’ll leak
The only thing I need
Pretty badly, I’m not
Bradley, now I’m Chelsea Manning


45 posted on 03/20/2014 8:52:50 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fixed the Youtube link.)
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To: slumber1; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Mz. Manning: "Your Honor, I wasn't responsible for the alleged actions..."
46 posted on 03/20/2014 9:29:01 AM PDT by mikrofon (Still EXTREMELY Guilty)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL - you must be the real Joni Mitchell writing under a pseudonym


47 posted on 03/20/2014 12:55:02 PM PDT by slumber1 (Moderation is overrated)
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To: ElkGroveDan
Why stop there? If he changes his name to Tinkerbell he’ll be able to fly.

And if he made it Frigidaire, he could keep foods fresh.

/s

That's just as wishful thinking as Chelsea.

48 posted on 03/20/2014 1:53:22 PM PDT by jimt (Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.)
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