Then I feel sorry for you. Where I grew up, someone who was "nuanced" had a corn cob shoved up their.........oops, sorry.
Since you obviously are college egucated, maybe you can explain to the unegucated exactly how one becomes "nuanced"?
“I’m far more nuanced.”
That was intended to be read as an apocryphal quote from our esteemed president. Your interpretation of it, however, was dead-nuts on.