Warning signs that Yellowstone may Erupt

Joe For America ^ | on Feb 27, 2014 | Joe For America

[glock rocks]

Smaug alert!

[ABN 505]

..a gas called Helium-4, a very rare type of Helium....

[Helium-4 (42He or 4He) is a non-radioactive isotope of the element helium. It is by far the most abundant of the two naturally occurring isotopes of helium, making up about 99.99986% of the helium on Earth.] Is that you Mr White? Yeah, SCIENCE!

[b4its2late]

Or at least be a good reason to start one....

[Mich Patriot]

I’m sure you meant “We are all SO SCREWED!”

[Pan_Yan]

I hope it does it soon.

And I'm sure all the people who live nearby hope you die, too.

[Kartographer]

If its coming I say we throw the biggest Camp Meeting/Barbecue since Jesus did the loaves and fishes! Go out with a belly full of good food and the words of Amazing Grace coming from my lips!

[warchild9]

Let’s get series.

This bulge in the earth is...hugh...

[Kartographer]

That's nice, but I think this would call for something flame retardant. ;-)

[NY.SS-Bar9]

............Jacob Lowenstern and colleagues from the US Geological Survey, who were monitoring volcanic activity in the park, calculated that about 60 tons of helium is released every year. ............ They estimate the gas began to escape around two million years ago during a series of volcanic eruptions.

But will my voice sound funny if we go to Yellowstone on vacation?

[mad_as_he$$]

Not to worry I have an EMP device of NORK design on a Iranian rocket ready to launch on moments notice to counter act the volcano.

[Lazamataz]

It's silly.

[warchild9]

Gotta go.

It’s been fun.

/”No more of that, now!”

[Lazamataz]

I’m sure you meant “We are all SO SCREWED!"

Perhaps we are, but I selfishly only care about myself.

[Mich Patriot]

“Fracking caused it” Ya beat me to it. That’s exactly what they’ll say.

[Kartographer]

I am serious! I still say that we throw the biggest Camp Meeting/Barbecue since Jesus did the loaves and fishes! Like I said what better way to go, surrounded by the faithful and full belly full and the words of Amazing Grace coming from my ones mouth!

[Conservative4Ever]

By the look of the map, Idaho is in a great location to give us some nicely baked potatoes to go with the ham. Yum.

[shankbear]

Yeah, whatever.

[KoRn]

/mark

[Truth29]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419372/

[no-to-illegals]

Laz, I have an agency for just this type of situation. For only $29.⁹⁹, per month, each person can buy protection from all hazardous volcanoes.