[Auntie Mame]

I was doing some research at work today and Googled "psychiatrist times." I was looking for information on a magazine by that name (which turned out to be called "Psychiatry Times" but that is irrelevant to this story) and this is the first article that popped up. I burst out laughing right in the middle of the office.

By the way, if anyone here has any of the paper copies of this magazine from 2007 I sure would like to borrow them if possible. I'm looking for an advertisement, not an article, so even thought much of the magazine is online, the advertisements aren't.

[shibumi]

[Steely Tom]

They’re going to let him have one free murder/cannibalization mental wig-out.

[headstamp 2]

I love these Doctors that are so willing to experiment on the general public with their “science projects”.

Now that he’s supposedly well, execute him.

[freedumb2003]

To quote the Bard:

“All the world is a buffet, and all the men and women merely dishes.”

[ConorMacNessa]

I'm happy to see he's made such progress - guess he must now be fit to stand trial.

Sorry, I must have gotten a whiff of one of those funny cigarettes the locals are trying to legalize.

America demands Justice for the Fallen of Benghazi!

O stranger, tell the Lacedaemonians that we lie here, obedient to their command.

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[Still Thinking]

WINNIPEG -- A man who beheaded and then ate parts of a fellow passenger on a Greyhound bus almost six years ago might soon be granted unescorted day trips outside his mental hospital.

On the bus? Should we get him a bus pass? Do bus passes come in all-you-can-eat?

[Rock Eye Jack]

Yes
And Bill Clinton should have more Interns

[Aria]

The Dr should be required to be with him on these excursions.

[PistolPaknMama]

he has progressed excellently

What does that mean exactly? He now wants more choice cuts? Progressed to thee might not mean the same thing as progressed to me.

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[xrmusn]

In the words of Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you

That said, this Dr is out of his mind...Correct, they should move the whole psychiatric ward next door to him and his family.
Sorry to put his family in harms way, BUT he seems to have no problem putting society in harms way.

Few years ago some idiot tied up traffic for hours while ‘attempting’ to jump off the 95/495 bridge going between MD and VA. Naturally they had to disrupt traffic for hours.
He didn’t and ended up in a ‘home’ and a few years later his shrink asked to let him go back up to see what it was about etc...’They’ finally turned them down but did allow him to be escorted under the bridge.....

Who is worse, the patient or the (so called) curers?...

[xrmusn]

In the words of Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you

That said, this Dr is out of his mind...Correct, they should move the whole psychiatric ward next door to him and his family.
Sorry to put his family in harms way, BUT he seems to have no problem putting society in harms way.

Few years ago some idiot tied up traffic for hours while ‘attempting’ to jump off the 95/495 bridge going between MD and VA. Naturally they had to disrupt traffic for hours.
He didn’t and ended up in a ‘home’ and a few years later his shrink asked to let him go back up to see what it was about etc...’They’ finally turned them down but did allow him to be escorted under the bridge.....

Who is worse, the patient or the (so called) curers?...

[greatvikingone]

If he is better now he should start his prison sentence.

[oldenuff2no]

I still can’t figure out why they didn’t shoot him on the spot like rabid skunk. He is an animal and every breath of air he breaths is a waste of good air.

[Gene Eric]

Cut him loose in the psychiatrist’s neighborhood. /s

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Canada needs the death penalty.

[Noob1999]

Most definitely he needs freedom from his cell.

How about a nice warm swim in a So. Florida swamp. Let the alligators sort it out!

[Birdsbane]

When released psychopaths go off their meds...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124102/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_16

[VerySadAmerican]

“Can you hear the rabbits, Clarice?”