Muslims 'warned in Fatwa not to live on Mars'

Telegraph.co.uk ^ | Feb 18 2014 | Barney Henderson

[MeshugeMikey]

FaTwa reportedly issued warning Muslims not to make 'hazardous trip' to live on Mars

Muslims have been warned in a Fatwa not to go and live on Mars because it would pose "a real risk to life", according to a Dubai news organisation. The General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment (GAIAE) in the United Arab Emirates said that anyone making such a "hazardous trip" is likely to die for "no righteous reason

[MeshugeMikey]

oh my

[MrB]

But what if they go on the trip and sabotage the spacecraft and kill infidels?

What about that, huh!?

[vette6387]

This what you get from centuries of having sex with your first cousins and a few farm animals.

[GraceG]

Good, more mars for the rest of us.

[qam1]

On Mars it would be next to impossible to pray toward Mecca.

So no Muslims on Mars

So if we just pick our own dam cotton and our own lettuce this time, Mars could be a paradise

[MrB]

[Bryanw92]

But, NASA needs that Muslim know-how to get us into space again. Kinda like the Founding Fathers needed “benefited from Islam” when creating the United States. </sarc>

[a fool in paradise]

"Did somebody fatwa?"

[cripplecreek]

What if they promise to blow up their infidel crew mates on the way?

[mabarker1]

OK, I already knew these camel humpers were screwed up but this takes it to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF STUPID!!!

[Iron head mike]

“But what if they go on the trip and sabotage the spacecraft and kill infidels?”

Not to worry! They would want to get there and establish a caliphate. that way could build an invasion ship in lets say, maybe a billion years and come back to haunt us. /S

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Sharp as sack of wet mice, this bunch...

[MrB]

In “The rise of modern science: Islam, China, and the West”

it explains why the Islamic world and China did not advance scientifically into the modern era,

with China it was a culture of ancestor worship,
and with Islam it was the idea that expecting consistency in the universe was apostasy.

[Da Coyote]

The most amazing thing about Imams is that they are demonstrably the most idiotic forms of life on the planet.

The next most amazing things about Imams is that they can totally outthink and outmaneuver the Obamadork, the Kerrygigolo, the Hillabeast, and our dim-bulb-crat congresscritters, not to mention that nest of slugworms - the State Department.

Perhaps I should change the first statement to read, “....the second most idiotic forms of life on the planet.”

[TexasFreeper2009]

colonizing mars suddenly got a lot more appealing to me :)

[TNoldman]

I don’t want Muslims or Muslim supporters living on any Planet.

[MrB]

Here’s another idea - they could hijack the spacecraft that their society could never build, and crash it into a city.

[ZULU]

I never thought Mars colonies sounded appealing. But now, I’m not sure.

[KarlInOhio]

They'll change their tune the first time an Israeli builds something there.

[Red Badger]