[lbryce]

Source:AGBWRSMP (The Algore Glow Bull Warming Research Center and Massage Parlor)

Those selfless scientists at the Algore Glow Bull Warming Research Center and Massage Parlordeserve some sort of international award for their relentless research (in conjuring up the second most cockamamie theory of strong ocean winds as the cause of the drop in Global Warming Temperatures after Global Warming itself) deserve some sort of international recognition, another Oscar just won't do, for having uncovered the cause of the drop in Global Warming temperatures as that of strong ocean winds. .

The Obama Administration has already begun discussions to construct 40 foot ocean walls along the ocean's shorelines in an effort to slow down the ocean winds so that Global Warming can once again resume its normal, natural course on its path to overheating the Earth.

[GreyFriar]

I wonder if any of the glowbull warming genesis’s ever think about that big ball of fire in the sky 93 million miles from earth having any effect on this planet’s weather?

[DoughtyOne]

All I see is where Global Mental Illness is Going.

[b4its2late]

CYA time!

[oldenuff2no]

Glo bull warming. Every day a new laugh about these idiot zealots. If yesterdays model does not fit today's weather they make up and excuse and suddenly find another model. When there is no glo bull warming they change the name of their fantasy to climate change.

They are a joke. This is the biggest con game on earth. They are trying to sell you snake oil before the find the snake.

I want to know what these new proposed 7 centers scattered across the USA in the name of climate control assistance are really going to be doing. Who is writing the rules? Who is deciding what authority they have? Where are they going to be? Are the government agents from this new bureaucracy going to be armed and under what authority?

This new layer of enforcement control needs to be stopped now!!!!! And tell the old plastic faced witch that we will not approve it or fund it until we know exactly what the he11 they are up to this time.

[moose07]

What the new study finds is that temperatures are likely to jump even more in the coming years since “the net effect of these anomalous winds is a cooling in the 2012 global average surface air temperature of 0.1–0.2°C.”

Err ,What?
If the Air is cooler...Never mind.

[unixfox]

They want to construct forty foot ocean walls to stop wind, but could care less about constructing a border to keep out terrorists, disease, murderers, drug cartels, and other scumbags that want to kill us.

Yep, makes sense to me. Friggin idiots, the whole lot! Wake me when this nightmare is over.

[C210N]

Climatologist:Strong Winds Cause...

So, basically what he is saying is that glowbull warmists are blown away by the last 18 years of data.

[Billthedrill]

Lead author Prof. Matthew England explained in a news release:

I wonder if that was a peer-reviewed news release. Do you suppose Copernicus had a publicist?

I've modeled the problem myself. Since it's moving trees that make the wind blow, we should investigate what it is that keeps the trees from moving. That'd be the cause of Global Warming right there. Where's my grant money?

[lbryce]

The Obama Administration has already begun discussions to construct 40 foot ocean walls along the ocean's shorelines in an effort to slow down the ocean winds so that Global Warming can once again resume its normal, natural course on its path to overheating the Earth. < //sarcasm>

[Redmen4ever]

The author assumes the source of global warming is the sun, with CO2 trapping more heat in the atmosphere. But, the fact that the oceans are warmer suggests an unobserved increase in underwater volcanic activity, coinciding with the observed increase in land-based volcanic activity, may be at work. Volcanic activity is mostly thought to affect climate in the short-tun by spewing forth dust (which blocks the sun) and in the long-run by greenhouse gases (which trap the energy of the sun). The idea that volcanoes directly affect climate is mostly dismissed. But, as to why the Earth experiences variation in volcanic activity is, itself, an interesting question.

ONE THEORY (the length of the cycles of volcanic activity align with the length of the cycles in climate)
http://www.agu.org/wps/ChineseJGeo/54/02/qwz.pdf

ANOTHER THEORY (weight of glaciers on land versus weight of water in the oceans)
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/12/20/a-link-between-climate-and-volcanic-eruptions-is-found/

YET ANOTHER THEORY (a wobble in the Earth’s orbit affects glaciers which in turn affects volcanic activity)
http://arstechnica.com/science/2012/12/earths-orbital-cycles-may-trigger-peaks-of-volcanic-eruptions/

[DariusBane]

“trade winds have sped up in an unprecedented fashion,”

If anything that happens is “unprecedented” then how can they claim to understand climate? I thought the all powerful weather models (uh oh, somebodies gonna photoshop in something very naughty here) explain and predict everything that has happened or is ben a gonna happen. So whats up? Are the models crap (please don’t photo shop this) and don’t reveal any understanding of weather or are the omnipotent?

[R_Kangel]

... Of course by listening to all of these highly educated scientists ... we all now know that one of the big symptoms of Global Warming is the dropping of global temperatures ....

....... So my question to them is .... what, therefore .... are the symptoms of Global Cooling?

[Busywhiskers]

The strong winds are caused by wagging trees.

[justa-hairyape]

Faster trade winds may just occur whenever there is a period with more La Nina (Atmospheric cooling). In fact they may be the cause of the La Nina's. We have had more La Nina then El Nino in the past 10 years. Thus, atmospheric cooling. If they did not bias the atmospheric temp records so badly, they would know that.