Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills Iraqi Pupils

the New York Times ^ | Feb. 10, 2014 | DURAID ADNAN

[edwinland]

BAGHDAD — A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said. The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence. Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp, which is in a farming area in the northeastern province of Samara, according to the police and army officials.

[edwinland]

I had one or two incompetent teachers in my life, but this is just completely unacceptable.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

This Mossad guys are GOOD.

[discostu]

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.

[MeganC]

All I can say is:

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[txrefugee]

I immediately thought of the Mossad guys, too, sneaking in with a loaded belt before class was to begin. Nice work.

[cld51860]

Buh bye, musloids. Saves us a few bullets.

[MasterGunner01]

That’s the problem with these Muslim kids: 1) not too bright and 2) they blowup so fast.

[A_Former_Democrat]

I just love Happy Endings

[alancarp]

And the winner of the 2014 Darwin Award, for meritorious removal of multiple gene pool defects....

[Capt. Tom]

I wonder if this teacher was a double agent. -Tom

[Still Thinking]

I don't know about that. They wanted to die in an explosion for the cause, and there they were, serving the cause when they died in an explosion!

Probably didn't do the instructor's career any good, though. Must have been one of the "only ones".

[Still Thinking]

That’s the problem with these Muslim kids: 1) not too bright and 2) they blowup so fast.

FUNNY!!

[tm61]

those who can, do

those who cant, teach
or explode in this case

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[alancarp]

“Now gather ‘round while I show you this important detail...”

[Joe 6-pack]

Last words to his students:

"Pay attention. I'm only going to show you this once!"

[faithhopecharity]

Yippee! More. More!

[kennyboy509]

He was supposed to cut the blue wire

or was it the red wire?

[onedoug]

soetoro says, “Damn!”

[Altenkrug]

Muzzie vermins kill themselves...

I’d like to hear more news of that sort.