The cognitive dissonance generated by the thought of Steven Seagal as Arizona Governor has just melted my brain. In a related story, Seagal said he'd consider appointing Miley Cyrus as his new Twerking Czar in helping to spread the word about what those who enter the country illegally can expect once he's the newest gunslinger in town.
1 posted on
01/05/2014 11:17:11 AM PST by
lbryce
To: lbryce
He’s a Pinko.
Just my opinion.
2 posted on
01/05/2014 11:19:04 AM PST by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: lbryce
Just wondering.
I’ve seen a couple threads on this, and am not yet clear whether Seagal is a Republican or a Democrat?
Anyone know for sure?
To: lbryce
4 posted on
01/05/2014 11:20:24 AM PST by
Regulator
To: lbryce
Every good politician can act, therefore, Segal doesn’t stand a chance.
5 posted on
01/05/2014 11:21:37 AM PST by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: lbryce
Seagal is dumb as a rock.
6 posted on
01/05/2014 11:22:04 AM PST by
tennmountainman
(Just Say No To Obamacare)
To: lbryce
I didn’t move from Arnie’s California to Arizona to get another bad actor for Governor.
12 posted on
01/05/2014 11:29:13 AM PST by
Michael.SF.
(I never thought anyone could make Jimmy Carter look good in comparison.)
To: lbryce
This guy is seriously deranged. I mean like a mental patient.
At various times, he's told people he was a CIA killer, was hunted by CIA killers, was taught martial arts by shaolin monks, taught martial arts to shaolin monks.
He's a hitman rockstar spy ninja genius idiot who loves puppies and kills lions with his mind.
15 posted on
01/05/2014 11:31:12 AM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: lbryce
It can’t get any more crazy, and I bother to vote because? let’s see John McCain, clown, Trent Franks, clown, now Seagal, clown.
To: lbryce
My sister was a high school classmate of his.
To: lbryce
I hope sheriff Joe tells him to keep his day job....
34 posted on
01/05/2014 11:53:31 AM PST by
Popman
("Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to God" - Thomas Jefferson)
To: lbryce
Big-Time Liberal Pinko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: lbryce
To: lbryce
Mr. Nice guy NOT - apparently his fellow actors don’t want to work with him:
The antics of this action star are so legendary that you would be hard pressed to believe them if they didn’t come directly from the mouths of other actors and crew members.
Between outright fabrications about his own life and kicking random guys between the legs on set, what’s not to love.
Not to mention the brutality and sheer force in his series: Steven Seagal: Lawman where he has driven a SWAT tank on one of the raids. During the filming several animals were injured and killed accidentally.
63 posted on
01/05/2014 1:44:03 PM PST by
Aria
( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
To: lbryce
He would make a Kick ass Governor.
66 posted on
01/05/2014 2:49:12 PM PST by
billhilly
(Has Pelosi read it yet?)
To: lbryce
Seagal can’t be any worse then Demlite McCain.
73 posted on
01/05/2014 5:45:25 PM PST by
ExCTCitizen
(2014 the year of dead RINOs)
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