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More Hot Air On Cold Snaps And Warming Ice: America To The Rescue!
The Right Scoop ^ | 1/4/2014` | Caleb howe

Posted on 01/05/2014 10:53:06 AM PST by absentee

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All right stop, collaborate and listen: the universe has chosen in recent weeks to teach everyone a little lesson about the pranks that fate likes to play on we humans. A group of scientists sallied forth into the hinterlands to research climate change, more commonly referred to as global warming, by recreating a 1912 expedition and then comparing findings. The better to show how the ice is melting. But a funny thing happened on the way to the forum: the "missing ice" investigators found ice. Or more accurately, found themselves in ice. Or more humorously, they were hoisted by their own canards.

Naturally those of us in the lucrative industry of global warming denialism (hereafter referred to as species-traitors) have taken the opportunity to point and laugh, much to the annoyance and tin foil hat throwing of the alarmist left. "Weather does not equal climate!" they shout. "Ice does not equal ice!" they imply. "you're really goin to claim the term 'global warming' means that temperatures will literally get warmer?" they tweet.

Here at home, in the universe's continuing and no doubt super frustrating mission to undermine the AGW faith, the United States is weathering a cold snap that has Science! shivering in their boots. Average Americans shoveling the snow are sneering at scientists who say that soon we'll see scenarios with super storms and sweltering heat shifting the world to starvation and perhaps, the Stone age. Seriously, you guys!

And now the ice breaker sent to break Science! free from the mortal bonds of frozen global watering has called on the United States, that evil purveyor of all that is gassy and wasteful, to come and bail them out. The Coast Guard is ...

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KEYWORDS: agw; ice; manbearpig; science; shokalskiy; trapped
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To: abclily

Right you are.

My 5.3 million figure is only off by a factor (4/3)*Pi

Remind me to mind my “Pints and Quarts” in the future.


21 posted on 01/06/2014 6:42:30 AM PST by HippyLoggerBiker (Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.)
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To: Right Wing Assault

Right you are.

My 5.3 million figure is only off by a factor (4/3)*Pi

Remind me to mind my “Pints and Quarts” in the future.

Sorry to be repetitive, don’t know how to reply to multiple posts.


22 posted on 01/06/2014 6:42:30 AM PST by HippyLoggerBiker (Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.)
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To: HippyLoggerBiker

When you hit reply, the person you are replying to is listed in the “To:” box at the top. Type a comma and then the other person’s screen name. It’s usually easier to cut and paste. When you send, all the people listed will get the message but the reply will only appear once.


23 posted on 01/06/2014 6:54:31 AM PST by Right Wing Assault
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To: Right Wing Assault

Thanks


24 posted on 01/06/2014 8:06:58 AM PST by HippyLoggerBiker (Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.)
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