[octex]

And how is typical white granny interred...
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Thanks. I was beginning to think I’d just imagined seeing the scene (over and over on TV) where Obama was tossing his granny’s ashes into the sea.

[Ezekiel]

Nope, it wasn't your imagination. That's quite a white granny, wouldn't you say? Looks like he unloaded a couple file cabinets worth of papers. Baking soda too.

'Cause if that were really granny, there are no words. Just how uncouth, disrespectful, and reprehensible is that? Did he have a lint brush and travel wipes on hand for the occasion?