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1 posted on 12/30/2013 7:35:47 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: afraidfortherepublic

DUCKS?


2 posted on 12/30/2013 7:37:36 AM PST by Tupelo (I am feeling more like Philip Nolan every day)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

tsk, tsk. a good Democrat ran over the ducks?? How shameful....


3 posted on 12/30/2013 7:37:41 AM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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Here in Florida the ducks have more rights then the drivers.

We have these 4 ft tall blue herons that wander across the roads REALLY slowly.


4 posted on 12/30/2013 7:38:00 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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Anything to do with his distaste for Duck Dynasty???


7 posted on 12/30/2013 7:40:50 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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Then one day on the interstate
They suddenly lose control
They swerve to miss a baby duck
They’re squashed beneath a produce truck

But they drove with pride...

And as the crowds drive past a little flat car
You know they saved a lot of gas
But they didnt get far
In a Yugo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzKUt4OtE8


8 posted on 12/30/2013 7:42:03 AM PST by dfwgator
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In New Hampshire, the legislature meets for about two weeks per year and the pay is about $250/term. Obviously, as a part-time job, it does offer the opportunity for influence peddling, but far less than the “professional” legislatures in the other 49, and largely explains why New Hampshire is an island of near-sanity in the cesspool that is the Northeast. I wish Congress met for only two weeks a year.


9 posted on 12/30/2013 7:42:09 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Doing the same thing and expecting different results is called software engineering.)
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Guess they forgot to Duck and Cover.


10 posted on 12/30/2013 7:45:14 AM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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Democrats feels the exact same way about people

They would run over the ‘little people’ who get in their way, if they could

And I do mean literally.

Remember Bill Ayers (Obama’s friend who wrote his book and introduced him to the political world) said he would be OK with EXECUTING up to 30 million people in order to achieve socialism in the USA


11 posted on 12/30/2013 7:45:43 AM PST by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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George Costanza, “We had a deal!”


12 posted on 12/30/2013 7:45:55 AM PST by boycott
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"Let me at this creep!"


13 posted on 12/30/2013 7:49:57 AM PST by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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Much as I enjoy the ridicule of a Democrat, a duck is just a duck.


14 posted on 12/30/2013 7:50:54 AM PST by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Thank goodness it was a republican. Otherwise, it would be national news.


16 posted on 12/30/2013 7:52:55 AM PST by boycott
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Is there a duck shortage that I’m not aware of? /s I really don’t like these signs warning of birds crossing, etc. Most people are not going to purposefully run over any animal.


17 posted on 12/30/2013 7:54:15 AM PST by My hearts in London - Everett (You think you know me. You don't.)
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(and now for the truth)

In an email, Campbell said, "Now that the police have been called in to investigate by that nosy guy with a camera, I feel it is necessary to issue a statement:

"I am deeply sorry that I got caught when I accidentally ran over several wild ducks near the Crowne Plaza last Monday night. This occurred while some 'little' people were feeding the ducks in the roadway nearby. I know it greatly upset them, as it did me, because I was trying to run over them and not the ducks. In spite of the accusations, eyewitness statements, and photos to the contrary, this was accidental, unintentional and deeply affected me then and now. I wanted those duck feeders dead so they wouldn't interfere with me getting to the hotel. Don't they know who I am ?"

19 posted on 12/30/2013 7:55:06 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (I forgot what my tagline was supposed to say)
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Lying Rat.


21 posted on 12/30/2013 7:55:53 AM PST by mongo141 (Revolution ver. 2.0, just a matter of when, not a matter of if!)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

I like ducks. I’d stop for them.

Now those effing obnoxious Canada Geese that infest the east coast, they’re another thing altogether.


23 posted on 12/30/2013 8:01:23 AM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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Lawmaker?

What kind of identification is that?

They do anything to cover for these democrats.


24 posted on 12/30/2013 8:04:11 AM PST by stanne
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Which duck was \run over by this Dem? Phil?


27 posted on 12/30/2013 8:19:40 AM PST by BuffaloJack (Democrats believe in a two-party system—the masters and the slaves.)
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Jack, Kack, Lack, Mack, Nack, Ouack, Pack, and Quack are not amused.

Neither is Officer Clancy.


28 posted on 12/30/2013 8:22:03 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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uh huh, “it was the ducks’ fault” (or maybe George Bush’s)

many a time I have braked to let wildlife get out of the way, and this was a hotel driveway- what was his big hurry?

or let the crowd herd them off the roadway

sounds to me this guy is not right in the head


33 posted on 12/30/2013 8:26:50 AM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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