[HiTech RedNeck]

For all its 8 years of a red carpet rolled out to “gay marriage,” the entire country of Canada has fewer than 100 such “couples” to show for it.

[AnAmericanInEngland]

Huh? 100 same sex marriages in Canada? Your source is off,
While the number of opposite-sex couples who took the leap into matrimony grew by only three per cent since the last census, the number of same-sex couples tying the knot  jumped by 181 per cent over the same period, from about 7,500 in 2006 to 21,000 in 2011.
http://www.canada.com/Census+Here+come+brides+Same+marriages+soar+Canada/7265321/story.html