Just googling a bit and I see a LOT of day care centers with disturbing names. This could be a cottage industry.
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Cuddly Kids hourly & Weekly DayCare (just come and get them next week) cuddlykidscare.com
The Peanut Gallery peanutgallerychildcare.com
Open Door Pre-School - (kids keep getting out and walking away)
Armadillos to Zebras - armadillostozebras.com - is this day care or a zoo??
Kompany Kids - we put them to work in our sweatshop kompanykids.com
For Keeps Sake - you ain’t getting them back
In ze meantime, vee harvest zere DNA to create our clone veapon soldiers!
/ end with 1940’s German officer laugh, monocle swing.
/ end bad joke.
A couple years ago they changed it to "Ivy League Day Care."