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A normal, balanced individual cannot read their fatwas and still consider them to be sane people. They seem to be obsessed with sex and seek to find a sexual connection with every facet of life. The ocean, vegetables, plants--you name it. I remember a woman in my department years ago who was positively certifiable. Every lesson she taught somehow led around to sex--kinky sex--and her crowning achievement was to leave a photo of mating lions on our lab tech's desk. She thought since he was Nigerian, he'd appreciate the pic. The man managed to achieve an actual pinkish hue, he was so embarrassed by her offering. The woman also told anyone who would listen--including students--that aliens from outer space had kidnapped her and forced her to have sex with them. Other versions of this story include the aliens removing her ovaries, so that was why she never had children. I once entered a classroom she had just left, to find she had tied strings to every single table leg and chair leg, about 2" from the floor. I have no idea why, but it was very dangerous to trip over, so I removed them promptly.

She finally left the school permanently, in handcuffs, after throwing something heavy (a stapler?) at a student.

Doubtless one would find many of these Muzzies in a similar mental condition as this unfortunate woman.

Just as Martin Bashir has outed himself as a coprophiliac. His evil screech against Sarah Palin was a real look into his dark soul.

I imagine his secretary is washing her hands a lot more since his little outburst.

Years ago, after a department shuffle, we ended up with a muzzy boss. When he came to meet me, his first words were that he didn't like me. Flat out with no explanation. A short time later, a client gave me some watermelons so to make peace I offered him one. As I held it out, he jumped back two steps as if it were a striking snake. He went into a panic and refused to come anywhere near it. At the time, I didn't understand what freaks of nature they were. I'm a left handed female who knew more about the job than he did so it's obvious now. He eventually ran everyone off. I was the last of the original employees and was determined to outlast him but the situation was so bad I bailed.