Here.....just take my underwear.
Zackly what I told my doctor when he wanted urine, stool, and sperm specimens...
Great old joke.
Old guy and old lady go the doctor.
Dr: God morning Mr. Johnson.
Mr. J: WHAT????
Mrs. J: HE SAYS GOOD MORNING!
Dr: I see you’re just here for a checkup.
Mr. J: WHAT????
Mrs. J: IT’S JUST A CHECKUP!
Dr: Ok we’ll need a urine and stool sample.
Mr J: WHAT?????
Mrs. J: HE WANT’S TO SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!