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The United States of Obama
burtprelutsky.com ^ | 11/15/2013 | Burt Prelutsky

Posted on 11/16/2013 4:20:29 AM PST by Loud Mime

I know a guy who makes a fortune designing bottles, jars and cans, thus making them more appealing to consumers. But it’s still the contents that matter if the consumer is going to purchase a second bottle, jar or can, of the stuff.

In the same way, there are those who make fortunes designing the packages known as politicians. If you recall, they sold us Obama as if he were a fine old wine in a new transparent bottle, but he turned out to be the same old bootleg gin Chicago has been peddling since the days of Al Capone.

When people, even now, go on TV and defend Obama by trying to spin “If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan. Period! If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Period!” into statements full of ellipses and qualifiers, they remind me in an odd way of the devoutly religious. As those folks see it, if something good happens, it’s because of God. But when something terrible – such as the Holocaust or childhood leukemia – occurs, they explain that God moves in mysterious ways, and we mere mortals can’t hope to divine His motives.

Well, okay, He’s God, and if He created the heavens, the stars, the earth and all of its inhabitants, including dogs, elephants and giraffes, it might be expedient to cut Him some slack. But when we’re talking about an arrogant narcissist whose major achievement was being a shill for ACORN, which is a lot like being a union organizer but without the requisite muscle, why would anyone fawn over this lying jackass?

Obama looked into a TV camera at least 40 times and told us lies that he knew to be lies because, as his advisors told him, if he told the truth, not even Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi could have gotten their trained fleas to pass the Affordable Care Act.

One of the more amusing explanations for the disastrous rollout of ObamaCare is that everything would have run smoothly were it not for Republican obstructionism. So, even though the Democrats passed it without even considering any of the 85 amendments offered up by Republican House members, it turns out they’re the problem.

I’m reminded that when O.J. Simpson was on trial for murdering Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, his lawyers dug up a friend of Nicole’s who was willing to testify that the murders might have been committed by a Libyan hit team. I bring that up because until I heard Pelosi, Boxer, Waxman, Carney and Juan Williams, continuing to wax lyrical about Obama Care, I assumed I would never again hear such unmitigated bilge in my lifetime.

One of the more putrid defenses of this whole business is hearing Obama and his puppets dismiss the inevitable cancellation of 15 million policies. Because 15 million sounds like a lot of people, they prefer referring to a mere five percent of the population. But something they and others overlook is that these policies generally cover entire families. Once you factor in spouses and children, you’re no longer talking about 15 million people being affected; you’re talking about 40 or 50 million, a number, by the way, greater than those 30 million uninsured people (mainly healthy youngsters and illegal aliens) who were allegedly the reason for Obama’s having to take control of yet another major industry and one-sixth of the nation’s economy.

Yet another area in which Obama and his supplicants are destroying America is in the schools. In Common Core’s lesson plan for possessive nouns, the tots are taught that “He (the president) makes sure the laws of the country are fair” reads better if changed to “He makes sure the country’s laws are fair.” It may read better, but the president doesn’t make laws, Congress does. And if by “fair,” they mean Constitutional, that’s the job of the Supreme Court. What’s more, if a Republican resided in the White House, I suspect Common Core would have referred to community organizers, not the President.

Lest you think, that was merely an unintentional oversight in the lesson plan, two of Common Core’s other examples are “The commands of government officials must be obeyed” and “The wants of the individual are less important than the well-being of the nation.” And, yet, a great many of you conservative parents don’t even think twice about handing your kids over to people who clearly use old Soviet textbooks as their model.

Finally, I know that some people have taken to ridiculing the voters of Washington State because they recently elected two politicians who had passed away last summer. Even I can see where that might be embarrassing. But inasmuch as Washingtonians make a habit of re-electing the likes of Sen. Patty Murray and Rep. Jim McDermott, I’d have to say this is definitely a step in the right direction.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: affordablecareact; lies; obama

1 posted on 11/16/2013 4:20:30 AM PST by Loud Mime
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To: Loud Mime
Bttt.

5.56mm

2 posted on 11/16/2013 4:24:47 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: M Kehoe
Common Core
3 posted on 11/16/2013 4:29:33 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
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To: Loud Mime
"Yes, I know me and all the Dems said if you like
your plan, you keep your plan. But what we meant was"...

"You dumb selfish, Americans made responsible choices to get
insurance plans that fit YOUR needs....plans I decreed to be
subpar. Now, all of us tolerant and compassionate Democrats are
gonna screw you bigtime---you lose your coverage and your
doctors because only “fairness” counts with socialist/liberals---
not your miserable, greedy needs."

4 posted on 11/16/2013 4:58:04 AM PST by Liz
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SELECTED HISTORIC LIBERAL QUOTES:
FROM THE UNEXPURGATED PAGES OF THE CONGRESSIONAL RECORD
:

<><> Nancy Pelosi (Dimwit-Calif) famously egged-on Congress to pass Obamacare "so we could see what’s in it.”

<><> Sen Mary Landrieu (Dimwit-LA) in the well of the Senate speaking to voters about their "sub-standard" health plans: "If you like your plan, you can keep your plan."

<><> Sen. Dianne Feinstein (Dimwit-Calif): “I listened to the president and I believed him when he said,' if you liked your plan, you can keep your plan.' I didn’t realize there were all these codicils attached to it."

<><> Pres Barack Obama (Dimwit-Ill): "we fumbled" the healthcare roll out." (Nominated for Understatement of The Century).

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NOTE WELL VOTERS: Throwing people off their insurance plans IS NOT A GLITCH--NOT A MISTAKE--NOT AN ERROR---cancelling existing plans is a FEATURE of Boobamba/Care.

5 posted on 11/16/2013 5:02:16 AM PST by Liz
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To: Loud Mime
...you’re talking about 40 or 50 million, a number, by the way, greater than those 30 million uninsured people (mainly healthy youngsters and illegal aliens) who were allegedly the reason for Obama’s having to take control of yet another major industry and one-sixth of the nation’s economy.

This is the greatest point. 40-50 million lose their insurance so 30 million can get insurance.

Isn't liberal logic beautiful. Hypocrits!

6 posted on 11/16/2013 5:37:58 AM PST by VRW Conspirator (Obama is a proven liar, an admitted liar, an unrepentent liar.)
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To: Liz

Its all about the Socialism.


7 posted on 11/16/2013 6:32:04 AM PST by R0CK3T
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To: Loud Mime


8 posted on 11/16/2013 6:41:11 AM PST by Diogenesis
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To: Loud Mime
I must take exception to the premise.

Politics is the one market place where time after time people 'buy the same packaging' without regard for the quality of the contents or its performance.

9 posted on 11/16/2013 7:26:05 AM PST by sjmjax (Politicans are much like bananas. They start off green, turn yellow then rot.)
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10 posted on 11/16/2013 7:52:29 AM PST by Liz
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