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Witch Doctor Convicted of Selling Crystals in Union Square Judge Rejects Him as Artist
New York Daily News ^ | WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23, 2013 | Shayna Jacobs

Posted on 10/25/2013 3:55:17 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Witch doctor convicted of selling crystals in Union Square after judge rejects argument that he’s an artist

Angel Silva, 51, tried to claim at this Manhattan Criminal Court bench trial that his rocks and crystals were art. But Judge Diana Boyar rejected that argument and said he needed a vendor's license.

A witch doctor peddling what he claims are holistic rocks and crystals in Union Square was convicted Wednesday for selling the items without a permit.

Angel Silva, 51, failed to convince the judge that his goods are works of art, which would exempt them from street vendor requirements.

His attorney, Steven Hoffner, argued at his short trial in Manhattan Criminal Court that the rocks — which he sells for as much as $12 — are essentially small sculptures, that were cut "using his machines, using tools of an artist.

"People do not come to his table and buy them in bulk. They don't use them as gravel for their driveway. They don't use them as doorstops," Hoffner argued.

"These are clearly items that are used for their beauty and purchased for their beauty and what they mean to people," the lawyer added.

Silva, who has another four open unlicensed vendor cases, said he's "very disappointed with the legal system" for not backing him but vowed to return to Union Square at 1 p.m. Wednesday.

"I'm more than willing to get arrested 100 times just to help people and support my art," he told reporters.

Prosecutors said the art defense was bogus, that he was just reshaping rocks, which happens in nature.

Silva was "making them more attractive, making them prettier … It's essentially just polishing the rocks, doing what the natural processing of erosion does," Assistant District Attorney Christopher Hirsch said in summations at Silva's two-day bench trial.

Judge Diana Boyar ruled Silva was guilty of a single count of acting as an unlicensed vendor. The verdict came within minutes of hearing final arguments and she did not explain her finding but sentenced Silva to the time her served while being processed during his arrest.

Another judge previously ruled Silva's goods are akin to selling jewelry under the law. Both would require vendor's licenses.

Hoffner said he would appeal the verdict and continue to fight Silva's remaining cases.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; US: New York
KEYWORDS: doctor; unionsquare; witch

1 posted on 10/25/2013 3:55:17 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Silly goose, only healthcare scams can be sold.


2 posted on 10/25/2013 3:56:39 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (What do we want? Time travel. When do we want it? It's irrelevant.)
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To: nickcarraway
I feel so much safer now.
3 posted on 10/25/2013 3:57:37 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Who knew that one day professional wrestling would be less fake than professional journalism?)
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To: nickcarraway

He took it for granite that he would beat the rap.


4 posted on 10/25/2013 4:02:13 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda; E. Pluribus Unum; nickcarraway; NYer

I wonder if he will be an authorized doctor under the DemocratCareAct? He will probably be willing to take the fees that the DCA will pay.


5 posted on 10/25/2013 4:03:57 PM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: nickcarraway

No more rocks for shale. It breccia your heart to hear the news.


6 posted on 10/25/2013 4:05:50 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: nickcarraway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O9a7M2F5s8

“The Witch Doctor” by David Seville.


7 posted on 10/25/2013 4:06:17 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: nickcarraway

He vows to return to Union Square and gypsum more customers.


8 posted on 10/25/2013 4:06:55 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: nickcarraway
"Prosecutors said the art defense was bogus, that he was just reshaping rocks, which happens in nature."

"Every block of stone has a statue inside it and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it."

~Michelangelo

9 posted on 10/25/2013 4:11:29 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: nickcarraway

That’s not art, that’s schist!


10 posted on 10/25/2013 4:12:23 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: nickcarraway
He's a few quartz short of a beer keg.

Leni

11 posted on 10/25/2013 4:17:58 PM PDT by MinuteGal (<p>)
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To: nickcarraway

[sigh]

Another sick chapter in the Democrat’s War on the Poor.


12 posted on 10/25/2013 4:30:18 PM PDT by HKMk23 (ditditdit dahdahdah ditditdit)
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To: MinuteGal

It cherts when you lose your court case.


13 posted on 10/25/2013 4:33:50 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: nickcarraway

At this point i am surprised that i do not need to apply for a permit to sell a rocking chair on Craigslist...


14 posted on 10/25/2013 4:36:59 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: nickcarraway
his goods are works of art

"If you want to be photographer, a writer, an artist, a musician, you can do so... under the Affordable Care Act, you have that liberty to pursue your happiness.”

-- Nancy Pelosi

15 posted on 10/25/2013 5:13:13 PM PDT by MUDDOG
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