Now’s the time to send in your fake pig-farmer discrimination paperwork. They’ll be rubber stamping approvals once the shutdown is over. $50,000 each.
“So, tell me about raising pigs.”
“Well, you just pick them off of pig bushes, I guess.”
“Close enough. Here’s your check. President Obama and the Democrat party thank-you for your efforts. Remember to thank them back.”
does the government have a day to day contract with the server farm? do they make daily payments?