GMTA... they’d think they were in a nightmare. “King George wasn’t a hundredth this bad!”
The Founding Fathers would take us all to the Wood Shed and whip our asses for letting things get this far out of hand.
Well if you are going to imagine imaginary capabilities surely you could come up with something better than this.
I believe they’d wonder where the gospel went and that’s not something they have any authority about now, being dead, except as they may have written about it and the writings remain. (G. Washington was fairly good about this, but he called it “our religion” which already takes it down a step from the word of God to the word of man.)