[Impy]

This just in, Bill De Blasio has always been the late actress Bea Arthur in drag, she faked her death to devote herself full time to De Blasio’s career.

Afro kid is a test tube baby, the sperm donor was Julius Erving.

[BillyBoy]

I'm convinced Bill DeBlasio and Michael Jackson accidentally swapped their kids at birth. It makes sense:

[GeronL]

hahaha