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1 posted on 09/04/2013 7:44:13 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER

I hope it was by an an attractive female barber who made it a point to rub up against him in a provocative way. He needs to have no hope not dying in a ceremonially clean state


2 posted on 09/04/2013 7:46:39 PM PDT by Fai Mao (Genius at Large)
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To: DogByte6RER

A slip of a straight razor could have ended this PDQ


3 posted on 09/04/2013 7:46:48 PM PDT by lightman (Prosecute the heresies; pity the heretics.)
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To: DogByte6RER; zot

Perhaps they could ‘shave’ him by removing each individual whisker, thus slowing down any growing of a new beard. That would be cheaper than using electrolysis or laser beard removal.


4 posted on 09/04/2013 7:47:23 PM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: DogByte6RER

good


6 posted on 09/04/2013 7:50:31 PM PDT by svcw (Stand or die)
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To: DogByte6RER

Poor little Jihadist Scum bag. I could have given him a clean shave with my Kaiser Blade. Some people call it a sling blade. I call it a Kaiser Blade. Umhumm.


7 posted on 09/04/2013 7:50:46 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
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To: DogByte6RER
doesn't look shaved to me...
8 posted on 09/04/2013 7:50:55 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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Don’t worry, he’ll be on Obamas amnesty list when he thumbs his nose at America one last time.


9 posted on 09/04/2013 7:51:44 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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I wish they would put him in a cell full of shi....aving cream

Be nice and clean

Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.


10 posted on 09/04/2013 7:51:48 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Nidal’s a mighty fine muzzie
His praying is always a hit.
Til one day he rolled out his prayer rug
On a big steaming pile of .... shuh shuh shuh

Shaving cream!
Feel nice and clean,
Submit to a forcible shave and let’s cut his tiny ‘nads off.........
And s/he’ll always feel keen.


11 posted on 09/04/2013 7:53:02 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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I don’t think it was fair for them to pull that good news-bad news joke though.

After telling him that they were going to forcefully cut his beard, he sputtered, but... but, then what’s the good news? We are going to kill you, lol!!

That seems kind of cruel to me.


16 posted on 09/04/2013 7:58:45 PM PDT by ansel12 ( Libertarians, the left's social agenda with conservatism's economics, which is impossible of course)
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To: DogByte6RER

I like the way they shaved Steve McQueen in PAPILLON.


29 posted on 09/04/2013 8:17:19 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Hope they used a belt sander.


32 posted on 09/04/2013 8:30:44 PM PDT by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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Hope they plucked every hair on his body and then applied astringent they


34 posted on 09/04/2013 8:39:34 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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Now, really, there was no need to shave him.

They could have taken that beard off with a blowtorch.

35 posted on 09/04/2013 8:55:20 PM PDT by Oberon (Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
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I hope they used the appropriate tools to do the job


36 posted on 09/04/2013 9:06:17 PM PDT by Iron Munro ("You bring me the man, I'll find you the crime" - Lavrentiy Beria [and Eric Holder])
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It’s about damn time!


39 posted on 09/04/2013 9:46:19 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: DogByte6RER

Hasan said he grew the beard because his Muslim faith required it and was not meant as a show of disrespect.

Of course. He would NEVER disrespect us. Shoot us or cut our throats but never disrespect us.


40 posted on 09/04/2013 10:36:49 PM PDT by ZULU (Barack Hussein Obama is the Prince of Misrule)
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To: DogByte6RER
Kinda reminds me of this silly old ditty I heard on one of Dr. Demento's radio programs long ago, Shaving Cream by Bennie Bell
41 posted on 09/04/2013 10:55:35 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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I had this image flash before my eyes; Somebody puts a Mickey in “Major” Nidal Hasan’s tea bong, he goes to sleep in the Barber’s Chair, he wakes up minutes later, with bright red hair braids weaved in, looking like Pippi Longstocking. Nidal shown his reflection in the mirror, gets a MAJOR shock, takes a ‘permanent nap’.


44 posted on 09/04/2013 11:42:10 PM PDT by lee martell (y)
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I don’t understand why he was allowed to have the beard all during the trial and the lead up to it. Why wasn’t he forcibly shaved from day 1 after the murders?


46 posted on 09/05/2013 6:39:57 AM PDT by generally (Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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