Texas could do it in 4 months. Top that
We just need a gay olympics. Any new sports ideas??? Its Friday let’r rip.
This has got to be one of the stupidist ideas on record, even for liberals. Geez....
The Olympics, summer and winter, are full of homos and lesbians.
Obvious Gay Olympic Event: Two Man Luge.
Texas could definitely host it. Does Mount Houston have snow? Where is Mount Houston? Heck they have a road called Mount Houston, there has to be a mountain somewhere named Houston.
Where ya gonna hold the bobsled and alpine ski events?
Texas could but why would we? It’s always a financial disaster to the host city/country.
We’d have to make the snow and somehow keep it frozen but how about a snow boarding obstacle course down Congress Ave. in Austin dodging and jumping over weirdos. Maybe cross country skiing to everywhere Sheila indignantly asked, “Don’t you know who I am?!?” Speed skating through Oak Cliff in Dallas, the East side of I-35 in Austin, or where the low lifes reside in Houston. The luge would have lots of fans in Dallas. Being as it’s Texas and temps reached 110 this week, throw in some summer events such as swimming in Lake Travis that’s 1/3 full what with the drought. Weight lifting nekkid sunbathers out at Hippie Hollow although the cameras would have to severely edit that event. Or cycling along Highway 130 during rush hour with posted speeds at 85 mph. I’d love to see a Run for the Border triathelon event to clear out the illegals.