..years ago we “gathered” dog s*** and gift wrapped boxes full of it to put in the back seats of cars and then watch as the mall “snots” lifted the holiday gifts from cars at the mall. You didn’t have to wait long
re: “..years ago we “gathered” dog s*** and gift wrapped boxes full of it to put in the back seats of cars and then watch as the mall “snots” lifted the holiday gifts from cars at the mall. You didn’t have to wait long”
But, did you ever get to see the payoff when they opened it? Just curious.
Some years ago, the City of New York had a garbage strike and people were gift-wrapping their household refuse and getting it stolen that way.
You need to go to a garage sale a buy a box of old purses.
They are really cheap. Fill them with dog $hit and leave them on the hood of a car.
There is something fulfilling about seeing a carload of yutes cruising the parking lot when they spy the purse on the trunk. They let one guy out and he saunters over, grabs the purse and leaps into the car. They usually get a few feet from the exit when all the doors fly open and guys run in all directions.
Ann Landers once had a post where a woman wrote that she had a whiskey bottle stolen from her car while she was shopping, but was more overcome by hysterics than anger. It seems she had to visit the doctor, who needed a urine sample. She didn't have a container, so she took an empty whiskey bottle from the trash . . .
People wrote in saying it was some college kids playing a joke, but Ann said it was true. How she knew, I don't know.
I was just headed out to my backyard to pick up dog poo, that is an excellent idea of a new way to dispose of it!