” “Nobody move and open the cash register,” the suspect, 20-year-old Ashton Macafee, allegedly said ..”
If nobody can move, how do you open the cash register?
Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it’s a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if’n I freeze, I can’t rightly drop. And if’n I drop, I’m a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
“I have a gub.”
Reminds me of the bank scene in Raising Arizona.