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1 posted on 07/30/2013 10:25:53 AM PDT by Red Badger
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Don’t piss in my mouth and tell me it’s rainin’....


2 posted on 07/30/2013 10:26:59 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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New teeth grown from urine

Do they have a problem with yellowing?

3 posted on 07/30/2013 10:27:07 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (A Quiet Rage is Building All Across America!)
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When they commercialize this, I have a jingle ready for them:

“You’ll know just where the yellow went
when you fill your gums with Uro-Dent!”

(sung to the tune of the old Pepsodent commercial...)


5 posted on 07/30/2013 10:29:18 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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Scientists have grown rudimentary teeth out of the most unlikely of sources, human urine.

Wonder who thought up that idea? Reminds me of two hippies sitting around tryiing to figure out how to get high. First says I'm gonna try licking this toad and the other one says I'm gonna eat this mushroom.......

6 posted on 07/30/2013 10:29:39 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (')
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This lemonade tastes funny...


7 posted on 07/30/2013 10:29:50 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are crimes committed by illegal aliens)
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This gives a whole new meaning to the term “potty mouth”.


11 posted on 07/30/2013 10:31:10 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (The average American voter is an idiot. Which is how the Dems want it.)
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Thought this would be from England. Tea-pee teeth; pre-yellowed.


12 posted on 07/30/2013 10:31:49 AM PDT by antidisestablishment (Mahound delenda est)
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Pinging Benny Hinn! Scatology alert!


14 posted on 07/30/2013 10:32:11 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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16 posted on 07/30/2013 10:33:46 AM PDT by GraceG
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20 posted on 07/30/2013 10:36:55 AM PDT by RedMDer (When immigrants cannot or will not assimilate, its really just an invasion. Throw them out!)
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Sign her up!


22 posted on 07/30/2013 10:37:46 AM PDT by Gamecock (Member: NAACAC)
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First - it powered cell phones

Now - it grows new teeth.

Is there anything that pee can’t do?


25 posted on 07/30/2013 10:39:22 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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Maybe they’re just growing kidney stones.


26 posted on 07/30/2013 10:40:13 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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31 posted on 07/30/2013 10:48:06 AM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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British Health Services.

I coulda told.


35 posted on 07/30/2013 10:51:56 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of Muslim Brotherhood))
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This won’t help everyone with lost teeth. Unfortunately, they could only grow urincisors and pisdom teeth.


36 posted on 07/30/2013 11:00:26 AM PDT by tnlibertarian
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So much for $hiteating grin.


37 posted on 07/30/2013 11:02:50 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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“Doc, look, about this new mouthwash...”


40 posted on 07/30/2013 11:06:45 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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Well now ain’t that a pither!


41 posted on 07/30/2013 11:08:16 AM PDT by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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Potty mouth. And they ain’t kiddin’.


43 posted on 07/30/2013 11:10:54 AM PDT by onedoug
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