Posted on 07/09/2013 3:48:15 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued
Men from the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice were surprised to find a naked African sorceress while conducting a raid on one of the dens of “Magic and Sorcery” in Medina. The men reported that they tried to cover the witch but she refused. The biggest surprise for them was when she “flew like a bird” out of the room and disappeared from the apartment leaving the twenty men of the committee in awe. According to the newspaper ‘Ukaz (issued Monday, May 29, 2006), the men of the Committee carried out the raid on Sunday and found more than 20 women in the den as well as the naked African witch. The newspaper said that men continued to search for the “witch” on other floors of the building. They were later surprised to find a man and his children crying out for help. The man reported that “A naked African woman fell from the ceiling in the kids’ room as they slept. The kids woke up scared and started screaming. We all ran away after I was sure she’s a witch.”
The report continues by saying that the men finally found the “witch” and paralyzed her by reciting Koran verses. They covered her up and arrested her, claiming to find “incense, beads and sorcery material as well as videos to teach magic and a piece of a school girl’s uniform, which alerted them to the fact that the ‘witch’ might have put a school girl under a spell.”.
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I truly hope there are no pics with this story. That said, I’m clicking the link...
I’m guessing FR doesn’t have a “flying naked sorceress” ping list. These stories aren’t common enough yet. I will make a note to recite Koranic verses if I’m ever in that situation and want to keep her around.
Weigh her!
Confucius say, “sorceress who fly naked have crack up.”
Ok, that was good. :)
She used a zip line.
The biggest surprise for them was when she “flew like a bird” out of the room and disappeared from the apartment leaving the twenty men of the committee in awe.
Yeah, that's been happening more and more frequently lately. I think it needs a congressional investigation.
"Aw, wait a minute, Standing Wolf!" you may well object. "What good would that do? I don't even believe in witches!"
Neither do I, though it might help distract Congress from some of the harm it's been doing lately.
A black blow-up doll, punctured after receiving the attentions of 20+ Islamic men, flew around the room as it deflated and escaped out the window.
The nearly deflated doll blew into a room of sleeping children in the apartment below. The father of the children quickly hid the doll and agreed with the story of the 20+ Islamic men in order to remain alive.
Those wacky flying sorceresses! What will they do next?
She turned me into a newt.
I thought that American reality TV was odd. Little did I know.
Seriously, maybe we should have let Saddam over-run these screwheads twenty years ago.
Should we introduce "dunking" and "trial by ordeal?"
Perhaps they just stumbled on a screening of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."
I swear Honey, those guys are apart of a Secret committee Im on...we were just working
And that naked chick was a ....Witch, thats it , a Witch, but she flew away so no problem.
Nothing happened, no really...
Two Asian housemaids lashed 1,000 times...???
Note to Future Twenty Member Committees:
Go to the opium den AFTER you visit the witch.
These men need their own reality cop show. Good boys good boys, whatcha gonna do...
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