I think Nanny Bloomberg needs a firework launched up his butt.
Nanny State PING!
Laugh if you must but I can now see terrorists lighting up sparklers on a plane taking off from Albany Airport to NYC on July 4th
Wadda you with the terrorists?
Holy crap. I sell fireworks in SC and anyone with a little bit of sense can spot a guy buying 100 packs of M-150’s.
Sparklers, though, REALLY? Even if you shaved the powder off the friction would possibly ignite it and burn you a little.
What is next on Bloomberg's agenda, 'Mayors Against Sparklers?'
Yes, and while they’re at it, they should require permits at the superette for the purchase of kitchen cleansers and laundry soaps, and, of course, all kitchen knives should be banned.
Baseball bats?
Let’s get in step with the rest of the world and change the national pastime to soccer.
In fact, let’s just sit around sucking our thumbs and wait for those nasty terrorists to f*** us up the butt.
4th of July extravaganza, senility mixed with money
Gloomberg is the enemy of humanity.
How many innocent, helpless citizens realize that our slacker government permits anyone to purchase dangerous self-igniting matches?
They can be purchased by the boxful in almost any food market, convenience store, etc.
Many irresponsible people without proper training or certification purchase these deadly fire starters and store them at home!!!
That’s right - they just keep them right inside their homes!
Even people with small children at home are allowed to own and stockpile them!!!
When will our government start thinking about protecting innocent citizens from the potential dangers of these readily available firesticks?
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But wouldn’t a BIG GULP extinguish a sparkler? Can’t we have both? Imagine a world where sparklers and Big Gulps could all just get along.
Does NYC ever drug test it’s mayors?
You people in NYC need to exercise just a little control over your Mayor.