Posted on 06/07/2013 12:06:19 PM PDT by markomalley
Executioners wanted urgently! Saudi Arabia is desperately looking for ways to make up for the lack of trained executioners who are skilled at beheading people sentenced to death under Sharia law. According to AsiaNews they seem to be a dying breed as “fewer people are interested in a "career" in executing others, a task that requires a lot of cold blood and a lot of training to be able to swing a sword properly.”
But “in reality,” AsiaNews reports, “the lack of trained executioners has not slowed down executions in Saudi Arabia. Since the beginning 2013, at least 40 people have been put to death. The last case occurred on 14 May in Najran, in the country's south-west. The executed felon, Maneh al-Daen, had been convicted of stabbing to death a fellow tribesman. Last year, the kingdom executed 76 people.”
A conviction does not automatically mean execution. Recently, a case involving two men, a Lebanese and a Saudi, sentenced to six years in prison and 300 lashes for pushing a young woman to convert to Christianity sparked a big debate.
“For years, the main human rights groups and many Western governments have tried to get the Saudi kingdom to implement fairer trials and less cruel executions. However, Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world where the death sentence by beheading can be carried out in a public place. The death penalty is applied in cases of murder, armed robbery, rape and drug trafficking, as well as witchcraft and sodomy,” AsiaNews reported.
The Kingdom’s courts “are forced to compete for executioners, who must travel around the country to carry out sentences. This is slowing down the justice system. To speed matters up, the Justice Ministry has issued an order allowing courts to shoot prisoners” on the grounds that this method does not go against Islamic law.
Maybe they could get that moozlum guy who chopped the head off an English soldier to apply for a job.
Where is the queer lobby protesting death for sodomy?
So if you’ve got your degree in Barbarity with a Savagery/Torture minor, this could be a career path for you!
Well, his head is on the right and his torso is on the left . . .
Perhaps beheadings are a form of foreplay for sodomites.
/johnny
Sure, if you got the chops for it. But you gotta stick your neck out if you want to get ahead.
Finally! Some jobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ObamaRecovery is starting!
Friend: “They said you was hung!”
Sheriff: “And they was right!”
What’s the pay?
If they can spring Gosnell (Butcher of Philadelpia) from prison, I’m sure he would take the job. He not only has a medical degree, he has OJT on snuffing out life without even a twinge of remorse. They might have to give him a few Jews or Christians to practice on as his normal mode of killing is by using scissors or little knives, but I’m sure he would be up and running very quickly. He might have a little more incentive to perform if the Saudis claim the victims are referrals from Planned Parenthood.
The solution for the Saudis is to go “high tech”, that is, start using the guillotine. A modern version could be quick, efficient, and a lot cleaner than one assembled from wood. They could execute hundreds of Iranians every day, no problem.
CraigsList is the answer.
Can non-muslims apply?
Hey, success is always risky. You gotta be head and shoulders — or at least head — above the pack.
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