Let me help you out, buddy.
IRS employees overall are most certainly disproportionately over represented by fat, 70 IQ slobs who wouldn’t last five minutes on a battlefield.
Now, we have to ask why Americans are afraid of fat slobs who carry purses, wear eye makeup and piss in their pants like babies.
Make war on the IRS. Fill out their forms in sloppy, barely legible handwriting. Enter quarterly estimates for trivial results. Amend prior year returns in the same way. Ask for $2 refunds. Make them work for it. Sure, they’ll just print the money as they need it anyway, but at least the agency could be crippled by too abundant paperwork for a while.