Make war on the IRS. Fill out their forms in sloppy, barely legible handwriting. Enter quarterly estimates for trivial results. Amend prior year returns in the same way. Ask for $2 refunds. Make them work for it. Sure, they’ll just print the money as they need it anyway, but at least the agency could be crippled by too abundant paperwork for a while.
I like the way you think. It’s beautiful for cooking up a revolutionary stew.