Skip to comments.Weiner to seek erection, will announce bid for mayor (Actual Headline!!!)
Posted on 05/15/2013 6:29:55 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Anthony Weiners bid to rise from the political dead is ready to begin in earnest the disgraced former congressman will announce he is running for mayor as early as next week, according to sources.
Hes definitely running, one Weiner ally told The Post.
After weeks of hinting at a run, Weiner has taken a major step toward firing up his campaign by hiring a manager to guide his mayoral bid, according to a report.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Reminded me of an old axiom...that rape is impossible because woman runs faster with skirt up than man with pants down. How fast can Weiner run and does NY really want to be raped...again?
Incumbency closed to Weiner.
If he can remain rigid and shaft the competition,
stiffing it out for a win, it will be
a huma of a mocking year for Leno and his followers.
The Weiner the World Awaited.
Headline writers like to run with seedy jokes whenever the editor is not paying attention.
Still have an old copy of the Pittsburgh Press at home with a story about some Greenpeace nuts who went over to Russia on a boat and got captured. Their release had been negotiated. The headline: Release of Seamen Expected!
“He’s definitely running”
Nothing that an ER visit couldn’t fix.
He leans left, like Bilbo.
... Is this the skit for SNL?
The old Marine Master Sergeant who taught the section on writing headlines and cutlines for photos at the Defense Information School in 1970 told us to read and reread everything we wrote with the dirtiest possible mind because if we didn’t someone else would.
Make no mistake,whether Abedin has Brotherhood sympathies or not,her mother Saleha Abedin is a leader within the Muslim Sisterhood and would undoubtedly view such a reality as a symbolic victory on par with the construction of the Ground Zero mosque. It seems that both Huma and Weiner are itching to get back into public life as well.
.. If Anthony Weiner is elected mayor of New York City,the first lady of the city will be the daughter of a leader within the group that serves as the umbrella group for the one that brought down the World Trade Center.
And Huma has neither denounced that group or her mothers role in it.
In this case wouldn’t it be a Res-Erection?
He is counting upon his being a master debater and a cunning linguist to get him through the debates.
Moderator cuts off Weiner before he can answer.
Yep - one of my favorites was a reference to snowfall in Montana:
"Helena gets seven inches during the night".
I’ll never look at the Flatiron building the same way again.
Is he running for office in Japan?
Your old Sarge was right - gave good advice. But in this case - this head doesn't seem to require too close a reread... Funny stuff... thanks for sharing.
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