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Weiner to seek erection, will announce bid for mayor (Actual Headline!!!)
New York Post ^ | May 15, 2013 | DAVID SEIFMAN

Posted on 05/15/2013 6:29:55 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Anthony Weiner’s bid to rise from the political dead is ready to begin in earnest — the disgraced former congressman will announce he is running for mayor as early as next week, according to sources.

“He’s definitely running,” one Weiner ally told The Post.

After weeks of hinting at a run, Weiner has taken a major step toward firing up his campaign by hiring a manager to guide his mayoral bid, according to a report.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: abedin; anthonyweiner; huma; muslimbrotherhood; ny; saudi; weinerwoodie
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To: PJ-Comix

Reminded me of an old axiom...that rape is impossible because woman runs faster with skirt up than man with pants down. How fast can Weiner run and does NY really want to be raped...again?


21 posted on 05/15/2013 6:49:55 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: Boogieman

Incumbency closed to Weiner.


22 posted on 05/15/2013 6:50:54 AM PDT by OSHA (One despises and wants to destroy the United States, the other is a dead terrorist.)
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To: PJ-Comix

If he can remain rigid and shaft the competition,
stiffing it out for a win, it will be
a huma of a mocking year for Leno and his followers.


23 posted on 05/15/2013 6:51:42 AM PDT by Diogenesis (De Oppresso Liber)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oscar MAYOR Weiner

The Weiner the World Awaited.

24 posted on 05/15/2013 6:55:29 AM PDT by windsorknot
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To: PJ-Comix

25 posted on 05/15/2013 6:58:51 AM PDT by PLD
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To: PJ-Comix

Headline writers like to run with seedy jokes whenever the editor is not paying attention.

Still have an old copy of the Pittsburgh Press at home with a story about some Greenpeace nuts who went over to Russia on a boat and got captured. Their release had been negotiated. The headline: Release of Seamen Expected!


26 posted on 05/15/2013 6:59:09 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: cripplecreek

“He’s definitely running”

Nothing that an ER visit couldn’t fix.


27 posted on 05/15/2013 7:03:01 AM PDT by windsorknot
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To: PJ-Comix

He leans left, like Bilbo.


28 posted on 05/15/2013 7:06:19 AM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: PJ-Comix
He hopes to grow into the orifice...office
29 posted on 05/15/2013 7:07:54 AM PDT by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

... Is this the skit for SNL?


30 posted on 05/15/2013 7:13:39 AM PDT by ptsal (E)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Weiner Leaks Stream Of Mayoral Aspirations"
31 posted on 05/15/2013 7:18:51 AM PDT by moovova
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To: GOPJ

The old Marine Master Sergeant who taught the section on writing headlines and cutlines for photos at the Defense Information School in 1970 told us to read and reread everything we wrote with the dirtiest possible mind because if we didn’t someone else would.


32 posted on 05/15/2013 7:23:46 AM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: JoeDetweiler
Islamist pitching for ‘First Lady’ of New York City?

… Make no mistake,whether Abedin has Brotherhood sympathies or not,her mother –Saleha Abedin –is a leader within the Muslim Sisterhood and would undoubtedly view such a reality as a symbolic victory on par with the construction of the Ground Zero mosque. It seems that both Huma and Weiner are itching to get back into public life as well.

… .. If Anthony Weiner is elected mayor of New York City,the first lady of the city will be the daughter of a leader within the group that serves as the umbrella group for the one that brought down the World Trade Center.

And Huma has neither denounced that group or her mother’s role in it.

33 posted on 05/15/2013 7:24:56 AM PDT by opentalk
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To: PJ-Comix

In this case wouldn’t it be a Res-Erection?


34 posted on 05/15/2013 7:26:42 AM PDT by commish (The takers rule. Time to implement the triple G plan - GOD, GUNS, & GOLD)
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To: PJ-Comix

He is counting upon his being a master debater and a cunning linguist to get him through the debates.


35 posted on 05/15/2013 7:29:33 AM PDT by SC DOC
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To: cripplecreek

Moderator cuts off Weiner before he can answer.


36 posted on 05/15/2013 7:29:57 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Buckeye McFrog
Headline writers like to run with seedy jokes whenever the editor is not paying attention.

Yep - one of my favorites was a reference to snowfall in Montana:

"Helena gets seven inches during the night".

37 posted on 05/15/2013 7:39:49 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: martin_fierro

I’ll never look at the Flatiron building the same way again.


38 posted on 05/15/2013 7:52:05 AM PDT by Gefn (More Cowbell please)
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To: PJ-Comix

Is he running for office in Japan?


39 posted on 05/15/2013 7:55:55 AM PDT by shotgun
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To: RJS1950
The old Marine Master Sergeant who taught the section on writing headlines and cutlines for photos at the Defense Information School in 1970 told us to read and reread everything we wrote with the dirtiest possible mind because if we didn’t someone else would.

Your old Sarge was right - gave good advice. But in this case - this head doesn't seem to require too close a reread... Funny stuff... thanks for sharing.

40 posted on 05/15/2013 8:18:31 AM PDT by GOPJ ( A gang rape by Eight isn't 'immigration reform'... Send the millions of illegals home.)
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