“Gosh, we’re sorry”
Somehow that doesn’t seem to help.
These “low level” workers were probably promoted for carrying out “higher level” workers bidding.
I’m pretty certain it was heart felt and they really, really mean it. Don’t worry about those crossed fingers behind their backs. While your at it, don’t listen to those folks who talk about tyranny and big government. They’re here to help you.
Don’t you wish you could get away with grossly illegal behavior by simply releasing the news on Friday and simply apologizing like they can?
Ok, now that we’ve achieved our goals, we’ll apologize as long as there aren’t any consequences. That should make it all better, right?