Posted on 05/09/2013 5:37:50 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
My favorite jailhouse sex scene is the one in The Longest Yard. Burt Reynolds is in the Florida state pen. A fellow inmate boasts of his powers as a fixer. “I can get you anything in here! I can get you laid in here!”
Burt is skeptical, so the fixer sets him up on some petty mission to the warden’s office. No one is there but the secretary, Bernadette Peters. She locks the doors and starts undressing Burt.
Burt (at 1:11 here): “You do this very often?”
Bernadette: “I’m just as far from Tallahassee as you are, honey.”
Life’s been imitating art all over recently. The big story here was the one out of Baltimore City Detention Center, where a prisoner named Tavon White, awaiting trial for attempted murder, has allegedly fathered five babies by four female prison guards and had carnal knowledge of at least nine more. Mr. White’s domination of his custodiennes extended well beyond the leg-spreading department: They were reportedly smuggling in contraband for him and helping his business enterprises....
(Excerpt) Read more at takimag.com ...
Err...no...
Years ago my job took me a couple times to a women’s prison. At the time I was young and rather buff, and since the temperature was around 112F, I was wearing short pants. What a commotion those scary broads made!
I couldn’t wait to get the hell out of there.
I worry a little about a man who loves jailhouse sex scenes, lol.
It reminds me of a very dull boss I had who once began a sentence with the words “my favorite water condensation story is...”
Part of a ‘Big Bang Theory’ script?
The series or the movie? Both pretty funny! I think I liked the series better.
Taki’s Blog reeks of RINO.
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