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Researcher: Men in kilts swing free, have happier sperm
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| April 26, 2013
| Brian Alexander
Posted on 04/26/2013 8:41:08 PM PDT by oxcart
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To: SandRat
They are indeed correct! Those little spermatozoa do not like high temperatures. Eschew tighty whities and either wear boxers or no undergarments at all for mickle more potency!
"Riamh nár dhruid ó sbairn lann!"
Genuflectimus non ad principem sed ad Principem Pacis!
Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)
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posted on
04/26/2013 9:53:55 PM PDT
by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
To: Shimmer1
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posted on
04/26/2013 9:54:01 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
To: oxcart
“Och, Laddie, I don’t know where we’ve been but it appears we’ve won first prize.”
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posted on
04/26/2013 9:54:15 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Background checks, Mr. President? You first ...)
To: null and void
To: Salamander
Kawthahrine Zeta Jones my dear...
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posted on
04/26/2013 9:57:29 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: oxcart
I’ve never worn kilts and have never interviewed my sperm. Nevertheless, I’m pretty sure I have happy sperm. If any pollsters want to check, they need to first clear it with me.
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posted on
04/26/2013 9:58:02 PM PDT
by
stevem
To: null and void
I know you do (pat pat pat pat)
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posted on
04/26/2013 9:59:16 PM PDT
by
Shimmer1
(No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up.)
To: Vendome
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posted on
04/26/2013 10:12:08 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: oxcart
Refer to the episode in Seinfeld on the subject of male “shrinkage” before investing in kilts.
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posted on
04/26/2013 10:12:19 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
To: Revolting cat!
Is that a tire pressure gauge poking coyly out the top of Charlie’s sock.....?
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posted on
04/26/2013 10:16:57 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
To: null and void; Marcella
I watched that happen to my brother when he was 15 and I was 7.
Techncially, he was napping on the couch and I put the squirrel up his pant leg. I noted the reaction.
That was right after I first got into scientific method involving experiment and observation.
To this day... if I mention that, he'll pull off whatever hat he's wearing and try to beat me to death with it.
/johnny
To: spokeshave
It's a dirk.
They don't let him have a knife.
/johnny
To: oxcart
Several years ago I was working for a fortnight in Edinburgh when I happened upon a busker on Princes Street in full gear- kilt, leggings, sporran....playing “Amazing Grace” on the bagpipes. Corny, but the most beautiful rendition of the song I ever heard. It had me weeping for joy.
It was one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been and the people there are kind and amazing. I hope I can go back someday and see more of the country.
If I had a boyfriend I’d love him to wear a kilt!
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posted on
04/26/2013 10:19:54 PM PDT
by
Gefn
(More Cowbell please)
To: Gefn
If I had a boyfriend Id love him to wear a kilt!Go ahead and scratch me off of your list of candidates.
/johnny
To: JRandomFreeper
....well it looks to me like a pressure gauge...
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posted on
04/26/2013 10:23:20 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
To: Anitius Severinus Boethius; JRandomFreeper; All
I think you may have two different jokes. The one my Scots background husband liked had two young ladies finding him lying drunk and exposed and deciding to cover him with a flower garland. He always used to complain about heat rash in summer and envied woman being able to wear dresses. So I got a short sleeve jacket pattern with zipper, bought very light weight denim material and made him a knee length tunic. He loved it, wore it at home all the time and never had rash any more. Also, loose boxers, not briefs.
To: spokeshave
It's a pointy piece of metal they call a dirk. I wouldn't doubt that it doubles to check air pressure in tires and reads in KPascals.
British royalty is fairly well armed.
These days they don't do a lot of the wanton slaughter they used to do.
But I wouldn't try to sneak into the Queen's parlor even if her security staff wasn't there. I understand she carries a silenced pistol.
/johnny
To: Slings and Arrows
You don't say....
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posted on
04/26/2013 10:44:30 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: CaptainPhilFan
Anyone - ANYONE?? Outlander series by Dianna Gabaldon? Jamie Fraser? Claire? Historical romance with Time Travel?
Love the series! New book coming out this fall, too.
Here's Gerard Butler in a kilt:
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posted on
04/26/2013 10:50:09 PM PDT
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Maven
To: Maven
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posted on
04/26/2013 11:34:49 PM PDT
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Barb4Bush
(God bless Glenn Beck!)
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