Gee, Chucky......I didn’t know the bill is going to outlaw all backpacks at public events. I mean, that’s what it is likely going to take to make a dent in the terrorism your foreign born Islamic constituents are committing.
Until they cavity search everyone, backpacks are a non issue. Lets not forget the article recently about asking the imam if ‘widening ones anus ‘ for stuffing explosives was halal.
If you missed it, yes, I am quite serious.