Well, at least they know where my cell phone is all the time.<<<<
I keep losing my cell phone, and since they know the location, would they be willing to help find it? Do they have a toll-free number I could call?
Me: Hello Phone Surveillance, my cell phone is missing, again. Any ideas where it might be?
Phone Surveillance: Hello, Lucy. Your phone is in your pink blouse pocket in the laundry basket.
Me: Okay, thanks! ‘Bye now.
Phone Surveillance: Wait! There’s more. One of the buttons is loose and needs repairing before you lose it, too.
Me: Oh, I hadn’t noticed... well, thanks again. G’Bye.
LOL! I love your humor. Maybe they could suggest what new phone I should get.
hahahaha!!!!