Being opposed to Obama is The War on Terrible.
Yes, the war is over; we gave up and we can expect more attacks. Bush kept them busy on their territory, now they are free to operate on ours.
My fellow communists, liberals, progressives, socialists, fascists, anarchists, union thugs, and Chicagoland gang members, it is with a heavy heart and great sadness that I speak to you today from the Great White Hut. Sadness, not because of the loss of life and injuries suffered by Bostonians, but sadness because I had just jerked a 10 foot putt for a 12 on the 7th at Congressional when I was informed of the tragedy.
Upon hearing the catastrophic news from the only Secret Service agent who wasnt hitting on the drink-cart girl, I broke down in tears and wept in the strong warm arms of my main body man Reggie Love. We stayed like that for more than an hour until I composed myself.
I immediately contacted Eric Holder, the Attorney General Racist, and was told that the initial information from Boston indicated the attack was the work of the ultra-rightwing ARA - the Amish Republican Army - a heavily armed and extremely violent domestic terrorist group centered in Blue Balls, Pennsylvania.
I immediately instructed the Attorney Racist to lay siege to their compound. Heavily armed with AR-15s the Amish terrorists violently attacked our valiant forces led by Homeland Security Dyke-in-Chief Janet Big Sis Napolitano. Big Sis reports that the ARA compound was counter-attacked by artillery, 40 millions rounds of armor piercing high caliber ammunition and nuclear weapons. The ARA was completely destroyed.
Now that the guilty parties have been dealt with and crushed, I am free to return to Congressional and finish my round. In my absence I have ceded command of the armed forces to my Vice-President, Crazy Joe Biden. All Americans, except for bible-thumping, gun-toting Christian clingers should sleep easily tonight knowing that MY country is secure and in good hands.
Barry Barack Baracka Obama Soetoro Davis
POTUS-in-Fraud
More lies and bullsh*t from the American Fountainhead of lies and bullsh*t.
The Moron-in-Chief said they were on the run. Sure they are, to the nearest Walmart and other places to buy cell phones, ball bearings and other things to make bombs with.
Obama can have followers of the muslim brotherhood to the WH March 25, 2013, but Americans aren’t allowed. It’s not the sequester that shut the tours down, it’s that obama needs privacy so we will not know who he is inviting into OUR house.
Now that we have killed most of al Qaida,
REALLY?
There are probablymore of those murderous, subhuman filth today, than there were 4yrs ago. 0scumbag&Co are helping to propagate them, worldwide, and especially here in the US. We have thousands of ‘sleepers’, ready-to-go, upon command. They are pouring across the Mexican border just to work in the fruit groves.
This leads me to believe it might be some domestic group (or domestically planned). Is there any thought that this could be an attack that WILL be attributed to a right-wing, Tea Party, pro-2nd Amendment group? Could it become Obama's "Kristalnacht?"
We have a President who is playing for the other team...in many ways.