[Responsibility2nd]

"It wasn't clear what started the brawl."

And I'm sure the police are baffled.

[dfwgator]

It wasn't clear what started the brawl

It started over an argument as to whom was the better composer, Beethoven or Tchaikovsky.

[driftdiver]

Actually was in Reading PA. Couldn’t have been too bad if only one kid ended up in the hospital.

[jagusafr]

Obviously, the Sharks went to the gym and claimed it wasn’t neutral territory. The Jets had to defend themselves.

What prideful idiots these “children” are.

[FrdmLvr]

Does there need to be a reason?

[Enterprise]

People just can’t settle down after Florida Gulf Coast beat Georgetown and busted everyone’s brackets. And Wichita State defeating Gonzaga is just too much to bear!

[junta]

Its evolution in action, a recreation of Kubrick’s water hole scene from the ponderous “2001”, so leave them alone.

[soycd]

Were these Amish youths fighting over the best subwoofer for their horse drawn carts?

[COBOL2Java]

Police in Reading, Pa. are investigating and sorting through surveillance video of a melee that involved as many as 100 teenagers armed with boards, bats, table legs, hammers and other weapons.

Wait a minute, I'm confused. I thought gun control was supposed to reduce violence!

[ArcadeQuarters]

Hammers and baseball bats causing violence as usual.

[Vinnie]

Thank goodness they are following El Presidente’s advice and using good ol’ crushing weapons instead of firearms. /s

[Pan_Yan]

“Gotta get even with those socs.Lets do it for Johnny man,Well do it for Johnny!”

[bgill]

Where’s the outrage to ban table legs?