Or heaven’s to Betsy, a Clothesline!
That pisses me off most in our community. I love the smell of clothes that come off the line. Our community does not allow for such tragic sights. The “put out the garbage can” and “bring back the garbage can” hours are great though. You take the good with the bad.
Got a clothes line in our front yard under the carport and we put our garbage out the night before and no one says $hit to us. I may live in the hood but I am more free than most upscale people who seek permission on how to use their own property.