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Decomposed Chavez body may be too dead to go on eternal display
MSN.com ^ | March 14, 2013 | MSN.com

Posted on 03/15/2013 7:57:04 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

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Decomposed Chavez body may be too dead to go on eternal display

After Hugo Chavez's death last week, government officials revealed that the late Venezuelan leader's body would be embalmed and displayed "for eternity." Just like Han Solo, but with less chance of him waking up again. However, the grisly plans may now not happen at all. According to Russian and German scientists who are experts in the field of embalming (what a job), his body is now a bit too gross and decomposed. "They tell us it’s very difficult because the process should have started earlier," said acting President Nicolas Maduro. "Maybe we can’t do it. We are in the middle of the process. It’s complicated — it's my duty to inform you."

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chavista; circleoflife; commiepig; commies; communism; corpse; dead; deadhugo; decomposition; embalm; eternity; goodcommie; hugochavez; rot; rothugorot; rotten; socialism; toodead; venezuela; weird; zombie; zombies
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The rot will proceed at an especially quick pace for this dead dictator pig ...

1 posted on 03/15/2013 7:57:05 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER

I think they were confusing the situation with the incorruptible saints, who are incorrupt due to divine forces.

Or maybe Snow White?


2 posted on 03/15/2013 8:00:25 PM PDT by stanne
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To: DogByte6RER

3 posted on 03/15/2013 8:01:26 PM PDT by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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To: DogByte6RER

dontcha just hate it when that happens ????


4 posted on 03/15/2013 8:03:20 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: DogByte6RER

I’m an optimist.

If life gives you rotten Chavez’s, make glue.


5 posted on 03/15/2013 8:03:28 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: DogByte6RER
"Worms gotta eat, too!"
6 posted on 03/15/2013 8:08:50 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: DogByte6RER

Disgusting pics on this thread. However the title is uncommonly funny. Too dead.


7 posted on 03/15/2013 8:09:39 PM PDT by SisterK (Bill Whittle for president)
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To: cripplecreek
Carne asada (318.365) Or ... he created enough poor in Venezuela. Let them eat ... "steak"
8 posted on 03/15/2013 8:10:46 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Put him in a bucket and let him decay into Hydrogen sulphide slop!


9 posted on 03/15/2013 8:11:10 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: DogByte6RER

They should display the rotting carcass. It would be emblematic of what socialism makes of a nation.


10 posted on 03/15/2013 8:11:11 PM PDT by Trod Upon (The Second Amendment acknowledges our inherent right to revolt if tyrannized. It ain't about hunting)
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To: DogByte6RER

Plant the subhuman POS commie scumbag already, so we can line-up to whiz on his grave.


11 posted on 03/15/2013 8:13:34 PM PDT by carriage_hill (The Greatest Power The Corrupt, Criminal US Media Has, Is The Power To Ignore The Truth.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Call Madam Toussoud’s (sp) wax museum and they’ll whip up a Chavez for you.


12 posted on 03/15/2013 8:16:06 PM PDT by Terry Mross (How long before America is gone?)
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To: DogByte6RER

How long was the Chavez carcass decaying in Caracas before someone had the brilliant idea to pickle him for ‘eternity’? Hugo has been dead a lot longer than admitted and is looking more and more like a rainbow.


13 posted on 03/15/2013 8:16:18 PM PDT by JPG (Stay strong.)
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To: Bobalu

Egads!!!!!

I’ve seen this pic before.*Shudder*

Now look up ‘Wurms Man’ and let me know what you thought.

It’s pretty bad.


14 posted on 03/15/2013 8:18:36 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Causing trouble since 1976)
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To: DogByte6RER

Hugo was rotten to the core...


15 posted on 03/15/2013 8:26:35 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
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To: dalereed

Put him in a bucket and let him decay into Hydrogen sulphide slop!

What goes around comes around—but your stench is real, you Commie scumbag


16 posted on 03/15/2013 8:27:57 PM PDT by RightLady
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To: DogByte6RER

So can our fricking CIA or the Russian KGB or somebody find out the day Chavez actually corked off?

Because when/if they do, it will directly impact the survivability of his chosen commie successor.

Libertad para Venezuela!


17 posted on 03/15/2013 8:47:32 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: DogByte6RER

Well, that’s just too bad.

They could still use him for compost.


18 posted on 03/15/2013 8:51:06 PM PDT by Jeff Winston
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To: DogByte6RER

Chavez in that coffin looks younger & thinner than his last known pic in public.

He probably saw the handwriting on the wall & had himself pre-posed & photographed while he was still sucking air & stealing the people’s oxygen.

“Take a deep breath, Commandante, now hold!”


19 posted on 03/15/2013 8:52:41 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: stanne

Lookin' good!

20 posted on 03/15/2013 8:56:16 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: DogByte6RER

Any competent taxidermist should have no problem skinning and mounting his carcass.


21 posted on 03/15/2013 9:05:10 PM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (The Obamanation Continues)
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To: JPG
Hugo has been dead a lot longer than admitted

That's probably the real cause. He died, and the people in the know couldn't decide what to do. Eventually, the opposition demanded to see Chavez, alive or dead - and mysteriously he "died" the very same day.

If he truly died just a few days ago, his body would be frozen, and then it would be in good condition for a long time. Since it isn't, perhaps it already spent too much time in the freezer. The embalmers instantly saw that.

On the other hand, this is for better. Nobody needs mummies of their idols. They only create problems when the society moves on. Chavez will be buried, as it is appropriate, and the Venezuelan society gets another chance to decide how it wants to live - this time without the overwhelming incumbent, who was a talented speaker. As I understand, Chavez's VP is nowhere that good, and he will lose. The elections will be on April 14, just one month from now.

22 posted on 03/15/2013 10:57:47 PM PDT by Greysard
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To: DogByte6RER

Dat FAt FK died in Januweary .....

WTF? Did they put a wig on him?


23 posted on 03/16/2013 12:32:40 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: DogByte6RER

You know what they say, you can never be too rich or too dead, unless you’re a Dictator.


24 posted on 03/16/2013 12:41:07 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (A Republican freed the Slaves and a Democrat murdered Martin Luther King.)
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To: JPG
the Chavez carcass decaying in Caracas

Ahhh. The Carcass in Caracas... a fine appellation for the dictator.

25 posted on 03/16/2013 1:00:48 AM PDT by roamer_1 (Globalism is just socialism in a business suit.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Well hell,
Even dead and partially decomposed Hugo looks better than J. Kerry does.


26 posted on 03/16/2013 3:02:55 AM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
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To: JPG

Yeh thats what happens when you die a couple of weeks before the death announcement.


27 posted on 03/16/2013 6:51:01 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: DogByte6RER

It will be fine if they follow up with a quarterly mold scraping.


28 posted on 03/16/2013 7:15:06 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: stanne

Definately which is why I find not only this but lenin offensive


29 posted on 03/16/2013 10:11:37 AM PDT by peter the great
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To: DogByte6RER
Decomposed Chavez body may be too dead to go on eternal display

Best headline ever.

30 posted on 03/16/2013 10:13:08 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: DogByte6RER

"I THINK WE'VE GOT AN EATER!"

31 posted on 03/16/2013 10:16:01 AM PDT by dfwgator
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