Lemme ask you. Your scenario goes down. You cap the perp.
Exactly why do you need to call po po?
I got a pick up big tarp, a meat hook to drag a carcass, and
plenty of lonely dark mountain roads around here.
Unless you have a suppressed weapon the noise will surely give away what you did. Not all of us reside in the sticks. You would have an easier time as the herd will be thinned out by the time they get out to ya.