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To: HogsBreath

Here’s my suggestion. Send up some guy from the state department...give a complete “we surrender” document. List out the things that we will surrender: (1) 600 tons of Oregon mulch, (2) two hundred cases of Bud Lite, (3) twelve thousand tons of pumpkins which will come after harvest season, (4) all of the Micheal Jackson video collection, (5) a free Burger King franchise, (6) a hundred cases of Windex, and a signed copy of the President’s Sequestration plan.

Then to emphasize that we aren’t joking....actually direct all US troops to leave South Korea within four months.


4 posted on 02/23/2013 8:57:40 AM PST by pepsionice
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To: pepsionice

Awesome and certainly do-able.


9 posted on 02/23/2013 10:33:14 AM PST by gettinolder (Pursue the enemy relentlessly to the limit of every man's endurance.)
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To: pepsionice
An awesome list, a workable plan... but it does bring something similar to mind...

What do you want from life?

12 posted on 02/23/2013 11:07:29 AM PST by Carry_Okie (The environment is too complex and too important to be "protected" by government.)
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To: pepsionice
List out the things that we will surrender:...

No Spam?

13 posted on 02/23/2013 11:27:54 AM PST by VRW Conspirator (Sometimes it takes calamity to lead to serenity - FReeper RacerX1128)
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To: pepsionice

I am freedomposter and I approve of this message!

LMBO!

You know, it’s just crazy enough that it just might work!


23 posted on 02/23/2013 7:22:32 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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