Skip to comments.The Final Argument: The Best Recession in History (Sarcasm Intended By The Author)
Posted on 02/08/2013 6:22:31 AM PST by Kaslin
Hey good news everybody.
People are still losing jobs at a faster rate than were creating them.
Thank God for the best recession in the history of mankind.
And thank God for Barack Obama being the best recessionary president in the history of mankind.
"This is the best looking contraction in GDP you'll ever see," says Paul Ashworth, chief U.S. economist at Capital Economics.
Yeah, just think about how great everything would look if Barack Obama wasnt president, er I mean: how bad everything would look.
Initial claims for state unemployment benefits dropped by 5,000 to a seasonally adjusted 366,000, the Labor Department said, writes Reuters about the politically-adjusted, seasonally-adjusted numbers. That was a higher level than analysts had expected, although the downward trend in layoffs still suggests the economy is strong enough that employers will need to add to their staffs.
So in plain words: We suck worse than we thought, but just not as badly as we could.
Thats because last month employers added a whopping 17,000 jobs to their staffs nationwide, or a staggering 340 jobs per state. At this rate it will only take 42 years for us to get back all the jobs that weve lost under Obama. I dont know how many people the average circus employs, or the lower chamber of any state legislature, but 340 seems about right.
Way to go government! Thanks to God Almighty for your seasonal adjustments.
Its almost as if seasonal-adjustments didnt exist naturally as a gift from God, government economists would have to invent them for us.
Between seasonal adjustments and getting people to drop out of the labor force the government seems to have the whole employment picture handled.
I wonder if government economists have shared the seasonal adjustment trick with climate scientists?
Yes? Hmm, I should have guessed.
Despite the farcical forecasts of government economists, Columbia journalism students, and assorted illiterate money scribblers of all varieties, this is not the best recession in the history of mankind.
The best recession in the history of mankind would be a recession minus Barack Obama as president of United States.
The best recession in the history of mankind would be a recession that finally rights the American economy.
The best recession in the history of mankind would be one in which the Federal Reserve does not contend that the pee in the punchbowl is, um, punch.
Nothing more adequately exemplifies the bankruptcy of our fiscal and monetary policies- and dare I say moral?- than the effort by the Federal Reserve and politicians to continue to pump more useless money into our system.
What has this money bought us?
Just debt financing for the political class that needs more and more of it to keep their con going.
And thats why its harder to get real, honest money to make real, honest returns.
Today, at $56 trillion and counting, says the worlds largest money manager PIMCOs Bill Gross, regarding American credit markets, it is a monster that requires perpetually increasing amounts of fuel, a supernova star that expands and expands, yet, in the process begins to consume itself. Each additional dollar of credit seems to create less and less heat. In the 1980s, it took four dollars of new credit to generate $1 of real GDP. Over the last decade, it has taken $10, and since 2006, $20 to produce the same result.
Its hard to argue with that.
If government spending was the answer to our problems we would have entered a golden age long ago. As it is, our spending binge has only helped gold replace the dollar as a place of safety in the world.
During the Cold War, when two monolithic civilizations stared each other down over the tips of warheads that contained enough energy to destroy civilization many times over, investors looked to the dollar for the safety and freedom it provided.
Who knew back then that the only thing we had to fear was in not fearing ourselves enough?
Generations before us thought they fought for our freedoms.
The only free thing we care about now is free money. And thats a freedom we cant afford.
Oh, wrong topic. Sorry - never mind.
OF COURSE IT IS.
I named the BEST Attorney General EVER.
I named the BEST Sec State EVER.
I named the BEST Sec Def EVER (BUT if he keeps dissin’ me I will feed him to the fishes)
I have the BEST Administration EVER.
The coming collapse of this once fine country will make the “Fall of Rome” look like a lark in the park.
I will leave (if WE all last till I am gone) Europe and the rest of the World in the BEST shape EVER as I will be assisting the “Brotherhood” in gaining control.
BO absolutely the BEST pResident EVER.
Look to see a popular movement to make Obama a 3rd Term President—He could nullify the bill Of Rights to make it legal and Harry Read would give it the OK. Obama president for life! Watch, its coming.